[Verse 1]
I wake up, turn on my TV
Never thought my shampoo could kill me
I walk outside, look up to the sky
So many chem-trails are passing by

[Chorus]
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Government mind control, MK Ultra
Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus

[Verse 2]
Friday cruisin' on the freeway
Glen Beck says Jesus can save me
(Well, shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell
Hey, Matt... I hear Guantánamo has pretty comfy cells)
I wish I could get taken by an alien race
But I don't think that I could get through TSA
I just wanna watch porno without the NSA flagging me

[Chorus 2]
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Fluoride water, foreign drone strikes
Blah blah blah blah fuck Monsanto
[Chorus]
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus

[Chorus 3]
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Mainstream media praise and worship
Blah blah blah blah Fox News channel

[Chorus]
I don't wanna live in the real world
I don't wanna live in the real world
Government mind control, MK Ultra
Blah blah blah blah Miley Cyrus

I don't wanna live in the real world..