It's so hard meeting girls I respect
In all these awful places
I'm never home for more than a week
The only people I see are either
Down on their luck
Drunken girls at the pub
Or the skanky almost hooker types that dance at the club
Why did I get dressed up to
Walk around saying "What the fuck?
What the fuck?"

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At the end of the day, oooh, oooh
It matters more what you do than what you say, say
I wish I knew some girls
That aspired to be more than famous whores
As long as I'm on tour
I'll boldly go where every man has been before

A blonde in a short skirt no bra and a thong, ooh
She can be fun to make eyes at
Not bring home to your mom
I want a girl that can talk
I want a girl that can think
Not someone I'm ashamed of every time that they speak
I want a girl that takes pride
In the strength of her mind
And even more so if the sentiment can be justified
[Chorus]

I wish I knew some girls
That aspired to be more than famous whores
As long as I'm on tour
It's any port in the storm