[Verse 1]
半夜一點的無邪浪蕩睡衣姐妹
Demure and dissolute pajama party girls at 1 am
清晨五點的萬人登山體操大會
Recruiting tens of thousands to social gym events at 5 am
六零年代歐洲前衛地下導演討論會
Discussing 'bout cutting-edge underground directors in the '60s
九零年代偶像復出簽名握手擁抱會
Fans meeting events of come-back idols from the 90s

零下五十度北極探險為期十幾天
Expedition in the -50 degrees Arctic Circle lasting dozen days
撒哈拉酷熱絕對崩潰生存考驗
Scorching heat in the Sahara being a mind-blowing ordeal of survival
三天兩夜集體K歌歇斯底里的宣泄
Venting feelings hysterically into karaoke mics en masse for three whole days
芳香精油深度放鬆無意識催眠
Applying aromatherapy oils into deepened relaxation and hypnotism

文藝裝逼亂世盛裝派對
Hipsters bluffing in the masquerade of this chaotic world
女神豐乳肥臀九頭身材
Flashy female stars hailed for plump figures and nine-heads* tall statures
男神彎弓射雕六塊肌排
Macho male stars worshipped for six-packs
比錢更重要的是人魚線
More important than money are those V-lined abs

[Pre-Chorus]
管你小眾大眾我呸
Whether the niche or the mass, I boo them all off
管你是小清新是重口味我呸
Regardless of demure purity or hardcore stuff, I boo them all off
管你是那一類甲蟲我呸
No matter what type of vermin you are, I boo you off
我呸 都呸 都Play
Boo'em off, boo'em all off, anyway life is just a role play

[Chorus]
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything and mastering everything, everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything (everything) and mastering everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything (everything) and mastering everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會
Booing everything off yet playing them all
什麼都呸都Play 都呸都Play
Boo'em off, play'em all

[Verse 2]
星期三下午與文青男友的約會
A date with my hipster boyfriend on Wednesday afternoon
全套文藝少女裝備讓他非常陶醉
Gettin' him mesmerized with my hipster outfits
星期五二十四小時洗衣店讀海明威
Reading Hemingway at a 24-hour laundromat on Fridays
網路上五十個分身匿名一點都不累
Not feelin' tired at all about my 50 sockpuppet accounts**

文藝裝逼亂世盛裝派對
Hipsters bluffing in the masquerade of this chaotic world
女神豐乳肥臀九頭身材
Flashy female stars hailed for plump figures and nine-heads tall statures
男神彎弓射雕六塊肌排
Macho male stars worshipped for six-packs
比錢更重要的是馬甲線

More important than money are those firm abs

[Pre-Chorus]
管你小眾大眾我呸
Whether the niche or the mass, I boo them all off
管你是小清新是重口味我呸
Regardless of demure purity or hardcore stuff, I boo them all off
管你是那一類甲蟲我呸
No matter what type of vermin you are, I boo you off
我呸 都呸 都Play
Boo'em off, boo'em all off, anyway life is just a role play

[Chorus]
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything and mastering everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything (everything) and mastering everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會
Favoring everything (everything) and mastering everything
什麼都呸都Play
Booing everything off yet playing them all
都呸都Play
Boo'em off, play'em all

[Pre-Chorus Repeat]
管你後衛前衛我呸
Whether conventional or avant-garde, I'll boo them off
管你原創拷貝我play
Whether an original or a copy, I'll play them all
管你是那一種馬鈴薯我呸
Whether what type of couch potato you are, I'll boo you off
我呸 都呸 都Play
Boo'em off, boo'em all off, anyway life is just a role play

[Chorus Repeat]
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything and mastering everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會什麼都
Favoring everything (everything) and mastering everything
什麼都喜歡什麼都會
Favoring everything (everything) and mastering everything
什麼都呸都Play
Booing everything off yet playing them all
都呸都Play
Boo'em off, play'em all
Queen of Taiwan


* nine-heads stature: a perfect height is considered to be 9 times the size of your head in China

** sockpuppet account: fake account created in order to bash people anonymously