[Verse 1]
Clear the way boys
The lady has arrived
All you handsome fellas
Please wait for me to the right
Don't keep me waiting
Ooh, thank you for the drink
It's quarter past eleven
I'm not in the mood to think

[Pre-Chorus]
Mr. Bandleader
Let's kick out the jam
Gimme something that'll light it up
And make my feet go bam bam bam!

[Chorus]
Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once you gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
[Verse 2]
Sweeter than the candy
About to caress my lips
Imagine all the sugar
When I start to shake my hips
It's not an illusion
I'm as live as I can be
Instead of all your promises
Why don't you show all your charms to me

[Pre-Chorus]
Mr. Bandleader
This arrangement has to change
Gimme something that'll light it up
Won'tcha let the boogie start to play

[Chorus]
Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once you gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
[Bridge]
I (I don't want a serenade) don't want a serenade
(To hear you say) To hear you say a thing (thing)
All I need (all I need) is your attention (is your attention)
And a ten karat diamond ring (baby)

[Chorus]
Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
I said Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once you gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me