[Intro]
(Yeah)

[Verse 1]
Vandross, I'm fly as a propeller (Yes, I am)
If I write my story, it'll be a bestseller (Hell yeah)
I'm tough as old asphalt, but smooth as new leather (Hell yeah)
I dare you to treat me like a regular fella (I dare you, bitch)
You already know, a lotta lies, I'ma tell her (I'ma tell her)
But she ain't even trippin' 'cause my dick game stellar (Sosa)
If she had a bad day, I'm 'bout to make her cum forever (Forever)
Thеn wake up in the morning and act like I nеver met her (Who are you?)
N***a got a problem with me, he can meet me on South Post Oak (South Post Oak)
I'm so player, why are you runnin' your mouth, ol' bro?
Go in on him, he ain't comin' out no more (Comin' out no more)
Down goes Frazier, that's just how the boss gon' go (He outta there)
Picture all the real n***as comin' out to the show (Ayy)
My route never change, from the house to the dough (Ayy)
I'm the type that's sayin', "Move out," to the ho (Ayy)
But you would beg her to stay and you would pout to the ho (Hahaha)
You really wanna know what that's about? You the ho (You the ho)
If she really respected you, no doubt, you would know (You would know)
Ass up, face down, from the couch to the floor (To the floor)
When she wake up, she gon' be like, "Shout out to the Ro" (Woo)
She ate a lot of meat and caught down to the toe
I bet you're missin' this bitch and reachin' out to your bro
You hate it when she headed down south to the Mo
But don't worry, ain't no babies comin' out through the door (Vandross)
[Chorus]
This shit is oh, so wrong
If dude wasn't on dry shit
His bitch wouldn't be my bitch
I'm just some side dick
She's just a ho for me to ride with
This shit is oh, so wrong
If dude wasn't on dry shit
He'd get the freak that I get
I'm just some side dick
She's just a ho for me to ride with (Yeah)

[Verse 2]
If it ain't real, it ain't Rother (No)
That's why I had to leave, a lot of shit, I don't go for (No)
They probably think they safe now, you know it ain't over (No)
I forgive 'em, but still wanna kill 'em when I ain't sober
If you're like me, you'll never have a stain on you (No)
Even if you in the mud and it rain on you (No)
Me and this pussy n***a standin' on the same corner
He actin' like he don't notice me (Yeah, I know), that's how it supposed to be (Scary ass)
When I'm speakin', that's a god talkin' (God talkin')
If you ever see me comin', that's a god walkin' (God walkin')
Blasphemy'll make you end up in a hard coffin (Hard coffin)
That's because I got the juice, I talk to God often (Amen)
I'm ready to walk out when all the frauds walk in (Frauds walk in)
Makin' myself available, all these broads callin' (Hey, bitch)
If these bitches got a job, ain't gon' make these bitches starve
I just pay 'em for the day and make these broads call in
You already know you gotta be a bad bitch just to get close to me (Close to me)
And you already know I just want me a bag, bitch, that's how it's supposed to be (Supposed to be)
How you tell this fuck n***a congrats on his case? (Congrats on his case)
Ate my dick, then went put your lips back on his face (Back on his face)
We ain't gotta talk about nothin', my n***a, it's a no for me
Just me and your bitch and some Jodeci
[Chorus]
This shit is oh, so wrong
If dude wasn't on dry shit
His bitch wouldn't be my bitch
I'm just some side dick
She's just a ho for me to ride with
This shit is oh, so wrong
If dude wasn't on dry shit
He'd get the freak that I get
I'm just some side dick
She's just a ho for me to ride with