[Verse 1]
I think my friend said "I hear footsteps"
I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre
Birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress

[Chorus 1]
I think my friend said "stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said "two of them are sisters"
"I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy" I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in" I think he said

[Verse 2]
Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight
Now he chases me to my room
Chases me to my room, chases me
In my black and red dress

[Chorus 2]
I think my friend said "don't forget the video"
I think my friend said "don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy" I think I said

[Instrumental Bridge]
[Outro]
I think my friend said "stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said "two of them are sisters"
"I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy" I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in" I think he said
I think my friend said "don't forget the video"
I think my friend said "don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy" I think I said