[Verse 1]
You live on Lancaster Road
And you've got a computer
And you go, when the library's closed
And sit and think of the future

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
You're my main man

[Verse 2]
You've got a mum by the name of Anne
And she has got a daughter
And you're brother Simon, well sometimes he gets out of hand
But he looks like John Travolta

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
You're my main man
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
[Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
You drink tea in a café close to me
And sit and read the headlines
You don't seem to mind if the social's too unkind
Or if you're near the breadline

[Chorus]
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
You're my main man
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
Oh, oh, oh, Sam
We'll do everything we can

[Outro]
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