[Verse 1]
Out in the sticks
Out in the stickiness
They're chasing 'round in stolen ice cream vans
They're sparking up with someone, oh
They're covering their jumpers in roses
Woah-oh

[Chorus]
Where pigs don't fly, woah-oh

[Verse 2]
Out over there
Out in the sticky wire fire
Your royal stickiness, your highness
I've heard there's someone saying, "I do"
And banging at an old piano tune

[Chorus]
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
I do

[Instrumental Outro]