[Verse 1]
Here they come with their make-up on
As lovely as the clouds, come and see them
Boys and girls and their mums and their words
And their romances and jobs and their sons

[Verse 2]
Barking mad kids, lonely dads
Who drug it up to give it some meaning
From the raves to the council estates
They're reminding us there's things to be done

[Chorus]
But you and me
All we want to be
Is lazy
You and me
So lazy

[Verse 3]
Here they come gone 7am
Getting satellite and Sky getting cable
Bills and Bens and their mums and their friends
Who just really really want to be loved

[Verse 4]
Uncle Teds and their legendary vests
Helping out around the disabled
From the flats and the maisonettes
They're reminding us there's things to be done
[Chorus]
But you and me
All we want to be
Is lazy
You and me
So lazy

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
You and me
All we want to be
Is lazy
You and me
So lazy

[Chorus]
You and me
All we want to be
Is lazy
You and me
So lazy

[Outro]
It's you and me
It's you and me
It's you and me