[Verse 1]
White, Anglo-Saxon
Walk out my house
Polo shirt is tucked in
I feel amazing
I, am caucasian
I never had to beat the odds
I put it all down on a MasterCard
I play tennis, golf, not basketball
Cos I sure can't jump and I ain't that tall
Man
I wish I was more caramel like Puerto Ricans
I wanna be less European be more African
I wanna be just like my idol Rachel Dolezal
I wanna have more cards but I know I can't hold them all
Wonder if there's a certain spot for me
I wanna change my melanin and lend my weaves
But I don't know where I can start
I know I'm truly not white in my heart

[Hook]
Welcome to the Minority Club
White boys and girls pay 5 dollars a month
You can have whatever you want
You can be whoever you want
Welcome to the Minority Club
We can paint your face black so you feel cultured
You can be whoever you want
You can have whatever you want
[Verse 2]
And when he came home
His parents didn't recognize his tone
The Johnson's saw him and phoned the Jeromes
It seems like Little Jimmy caught the Wigger Syndrome!
Fitted yankees cap, he went to twist it back
Momma tried to hug him, Jim went for the dap
Rollie on his wrist, Gucci on his back
All paid for with his parents own cash
Little Jimmy didn't they teach you?
You can't have the cake and eat it too
You can't have your college funds paid in full
And turn around and see your life as Paid In Full
But it's so fun to sing a long
And not be in the wrong
I just wanna be accepted for who I am
A black man trapped in pasty white ass skin

[Hook]
Welcome to the Minority Club
White boys and girls pay 5 dollars a month
You can have whatever you want
You can be whoever you want
Welcome to the Minority Club
We can paint your face black so you feel cultured
You can be whoever you want
You can have whatever you want
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