[Intro]
Ooh baby
Oh you know I been here for a minute now baby
Oh and we just getting back in the swing of things baby
Oh yes we are
Shit I might as well swirl around one time bitch
Aye

[Pre-Verse]
Schoolwork is a serious drug
The pupils turn chalkboards to dust
Big papers keep piling up
Grab a number two and a sharpener

[Verse 1]
School bell rings when the class is canceled
Passed my test and pass the pencil
Pack your mental
Got a backpack full of action figures
Back in business
Sell a couple out my locker don’t act suspicious
If a teacher try to ask about it smack a witness
Spend an afternoon inside a detention center
Spinning a metal pen around a finger
Till you lose attention
Better ask a substitute what they would love to do
Instead of supervising children for a buck or two
I got a couple dudes in my lunchroom group
Got a bunch of food to make a nasty cafeteria
I’m acting out in theater class
Making a Mac 11 out a staple gun
Got a fake concussion from a doctor note
I don’t got to run
Got it son? Garcon
Calling on all arms up don't yell out the answer!
[Refrain]
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the Class Clown
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the, look
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the Class Clown
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the, look

[Chorus]
Class Clown
You don't got a red nose
You got Expo markers
Please excuse yourself
To the Principal's office

[Verse 2]
You will never be on my recess foursquare team
Keep a level head when you learn about foreign-policy
Barely hold a water bottle balanced on a Bunsen Burner
Take a part amphibians and write down all your notes in cursive
On the school news I am Perch Perkins
In my study hall there’s a nerd surfing
Gotta check out all my books while the birds chirping
Cos all of the librarians keep their eyes on me
Saying that all of my comics expired
I argue with them till I’m late for my science test
Look at the clock and I’m kind of stressed
Than I just sigh and say ehhh ill take an F i guess
[Refrain]
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the Class Clown
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the, look
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the Class Clown
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the, look

[Chorus]
Class Clown
You don't got a red nose
You got Expo markers
Please excuse yourself
To the Principal's office

[Refrain]
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the Class Clown
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the, look
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the Class Clown
Settle down, settle down
Yeah I know you wanna be the, look
[Chorus]
Class Clown
You don't got a red nose
You got Expo markers
Please excuse yourself
To the Principal's office