And now, For the first time ever, ever televised or put out on CD or tape, it's the first annual Digital Underground Humpty Dance Awards!

The Humpty Dance Awards, y'all
With the dancers from the Digital Underground, 2Pac Shakur
Baby, you tell 'em what's up
Hey, baby

And now to bring this year's nominees are: the founder of Humpy Dance Awards himself, Edward Ellington 'Humpty Hump' Humphrey and the original rebel of the underground, big screen movie and rap star, 2Pac Shakur

[Humpty Hump]
Oh, yeah, what's up, y'all?
[2Pac]
How you doin'?
[HH]
We got 'em screamin, yo
[2Pac]
It's you, boy
[?] humpty funk
[HH]
It must be my nose

[HH]
Now, for the, alright
Yo, i just wanted to say regardless of who wins, thanks to all the nominees who got involved, really made us proud, and i hope y'all stay down with the Funkarillahiphopahellapsychedelicrelic throughitcallitdopeadelical, better known as the D-FLO Humpty Funk
[2Pac]
The nominees, get to the nominees
[HH]
You read it
[2Pac]
Following groups representing the nominees for all categories
[HH]
And the nominees are:
(You got to live and...)
(I'm gonna knock you out)
(Not your money, not your money, 357, give me the cup and the...)
(Is it good to you? is it good to you?)
(?)
(Yo, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, we comin' back)
(?)
(And let me take you on a walk through hell...)
(And i'm lost in a storm...)
(Buck tha devil, buck tha devil, buck tha devil...)
(?)
(But i don't party and shake my butt)
(?)
(Here we go)

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