Give me a "Ho" if you've got your funky bus fare
Ho, ho, ho!

There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street
Movin' pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus, pay your fare
Then tell the driver that you're goin' to a double dutch affair
Fe, fi, fo, fum
Well, I'll be darned, here it comes
The double dutch bus is on the street
You'd better get off the curb
Move your feet

Bus fare trans-pass
That's the way my money lasts
Ain't got no car to get around
When I go to work I've gotta go downtown
Now I've missed my train
That's a darn shame
When I'm running late, no sleep's to blame
If you've got a wife, you know I'm right
Got a special man, well, I can understand
Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down
Say uptown, say downtown
Well, I've missed my bus, I know I'm late
I've gotta do something, I know I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh, that's okay
'Cause what I really wanna say
I got bad feet, my corns hurt
To top it off, I'm late for work
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
Let me show you how to walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
I say sugar
Izey gizirls
Yizall hizave t' mizove izzout the wizay
Sizo that izeye can plizay bizasketbizall

I say wizzat?
Nizzo-izzo wizzay!
Yizzall bizzetter mizzove!
I say wizzat?
Willze illzain't millzovin'
Shillzu-gillzar!
Willzeye-nilzot, bilzzaby?

Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch!
Dizzouble dizzutch! Dizzouble dizzutch!
Willze illzare plizzayin' dizzouble dizzutch!
Dizzouble dizzutch! Dizzouble dizzutch!

Milzee gilzot silzomebilzody plilzays dilzouble gilzood
Whilzzoo?
My gizzirl!
Brillzing her izzin!
Izzo kizzay!
Izzall rizzight
Izzo kizzay!
Izzall rizzight! Nizzow wizzee wilzzo-izzo-zee!
Bip, bomp, bam, alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the double dutch man
Put on your skates, don't forget your rope
'Cause I know I'm gonna see you at my double dutch show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Everytime you do the double dutch you really turn it on
Bilzarbra, Milzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Tilzommy, Kilzerrance, Kilzommy, that's my man
Come on, get on my double dutch bus
(The double dutch bus)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say do the do
(Do the do)
Let me hear you say do the do the do
(Do the do the do)
Do the do, do do do do do do
(Do the do, do do do do do do)