[Intro: Nadia Rose]
Once upon a time
There was a girl who lived in the suburbs
Croydon to be precise
She had one wish and, one wish only
She laid in her bed and made that wish one night
In hopes that Santa's elves and
Santa's little helpers would
Pass on the message of how she feels inside
She looked up to the sky and....
Oh shit, Santa replied

[Verse 1: Nadia Rose]
Roll up the mistletoe, sip on some wine
Lets make it snow, it's Christmas time
No playing herе, make it rain dear (Ho, ho, ho)
It's Christmas!
Only Santa in my chimney, hе want all this smoke
It's cold outside, wear me as a coat
Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous
Come leave me knickerless

[Hook: Nadia Rose]
X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas
Lets get it cracking, all the trimmings and the extras
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV
Do it pon mi likkle nephew's brand new Sketchers
We don't really [?] for nutting
Only business is nutting
One foot pon di stocking
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV
Do it pon dat big present for my cousin
[Verse 2: Nadia Rose]
Baddest rap bitch, unwrap this
My presence is a present, underneath that is a gift
Rolling up the essence, smoking on the Grinch
Light up the myrrh and frankincense
It's the naughty nativity, you know it's me
Got the plum pudding and you know it's sweet, obviously
Take a bite on this fruitcake, firewood touché
Do it to me baby 'til the bell break

[Interlude: Nadia Rose]
And just like that, her wish was granted
The girl from South took Santa's North Pole
And encompassed her inner ho, ho, ho

[Verse 2: Nadia Rose]
Come to the door, I'm wearing nutting but stockings
Jockey, how I'm riding, you can't cat this cat, copy
Like a pizza how I'm giving the toppings, sloppy
All over the Williams, Robbie
Advent calendar, you open me up
More curvy than a turkey
And it's perky as fuck
Pudding from Croydon, not from Yorkshire
Oliver Twist, they want more sir
[Hook: Nadia Rose]
X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas
Lets get it cracking, all the trimmings and the extras
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV
Do it pon mi likkle nephew's brand new Sketchers
We don't really [?] for nutting
Only business is nutting
One foot pon di stocking
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV
Do it pon dat big present for my cousin

[Bridge: Nadia Rose]
Do it pon di tree, do it pon di Xbox
Baileys on the rocks
Slay everyday in case you forgot
It's Christmas
Only Santa in my chimney, he want all this smoke
It's cold outside, wear me as a coat
Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous
Come leave me knickerless

[Verse 3: Coco]
Yo, you know I'm ready for anything, call me go go go
You're locked in and listening to The Coco Show
Take a ride in the sleigh and I'll have you looking for more
I'll be emptying the sack screaming ho, ho, ho
Very modest but I've gotta be honest
I'm not a student of college so if you've got it, you've got it
Vitamin D and I'm eating all of the porridge
Jingle Belling all the way into the room, show me sutting like
Christmas, Christmas, what we got on the gift list?
Been eating good not just sipping on tea and biscuits
Wagwan cousin? We're cooking like the stuffing in the oven
Presents aren't getting cheaper by the dozen, na
This one's a slapper
Me, I'm just tryna see what's inside of my cracker
True
It's half eight and this Vossi's got me battered
If you never got nothing from me this year, it never mattered, na
[Outro: Nadia Rose]
X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas
Lets get it cracking baby
X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas
Lets get it cracking baby

[Spoken]
I've got all the gifts wrapped
And I've got plenty of logs for the fire
But to make it really Christmassy
There's still one more thing I need
Toddla T!

[Spoken: Toddla T]
It's been a joy
Toddla T, from the Steel City
Alongside my bredda Chilly, ooowee!
Out to Deli, out to Coco
Up top runnings
Last one me
As we sign out and sign off