['N Sync]
Mid-life is tough, babe
The end is nigh
I've seen boy bands come and go
Yeah
The wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Cause I couldn't please

She left me like that
No strings attached
Every little thing I do
Never seems to pull me through
Depression made my marriage break up
And my Porsche won't make love
Never got my GED
Or a guest-spot on Glee
Since I
Turned 43


[One Direction]
(Oh, Oh no
Oh no, oh, oh)

You're insecure
Feel like a bore
I've got a hunch
We know what you'll adore
It's time to seize
With one disease
We'll burn you up hotter than
98 degrees

Cold corporate-suits
In the room can smell it
Simon says we're brand new

A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well
After they threatened to drown me in styling gel
This band was born from the help of my cloning cells
They all know, oh-oh
They all know we're beautiful

Songs manufactured so carefully
Flip of my hair, I cure cancer and heart disease
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me
Us-me-me
We all know, oh-oh
We all know we're beautiful, oh-oh
And that's what makes you buy our sh--


[Jonas Brothers]
I got
So old
Just rollin' in
Mickey gold
But I lost
Control
And I'm ready to smoke a bowl
Big Disney's diggin' for treasure
Took my youth as a financial endeavor
But my pure finger's ready for pleasure
So I'm breaking up
Breaking up, with you Disney
And lighting up
Lighting up, with team Miley


[Backstreet Boys]
(Yeah)

Your one
Desire
Make us
Retire
Don't care
How hard you pray
Backstreet
Is here to stay

Sex appeal
It's our sixth or seventh comeback
Buns of steel
One guy still has a six-pack
Let's get real
Calling milfs and Tyler Oakley
Backstreet is here to stay
(Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom)

Our demographic
In this consumer market
Your mom is our target
(We're touring with the new kids)
For our boyband buffet
Cause Backstreet is here to stay
Yeah boybands are here to stay