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Jon Cozart

"A Gay Disney Prince"

{THOMAS]: Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants

[JON, spoken]: Excuse me?

[THOMAS, spoken]: Nothing

{THOMAS]: People around me could see
That Disney meant everything
And as I grew up
Disney did too
They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
Look at their assets, you'll see

[JON, spoken]: Damn!

[JON]: They bought everything

[THOMAS]: They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty

[JON, spoken]: I'm a confirmed bachelor

[THOMAS]: They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor

{JON, spoken]: And Captain America

[THOMAS, spoken]: And Captain America's ass

{THOMAS and JON, spoken]: Mmm

{THOMAS, spoken]: You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park

{JON, spoken]: Okay, yeah, I know

[THOMAS]: But who cares?

[JON]: No big deal

{THOMAS and JON]: I want more

[THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
With footwork so thrilling

[JON]: I slay without killing

[THOMAS]: A rich boy

[JON]: Who still loves to werk

[THOMAS]: A man who spills tea

[JON]: Not the blood of enemies

[THOMAS]: Disney don't shoot straight
You're in the musical scene

[JON]: Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen

[THOMAS and JON]: It's time to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince

[THOMAS]: Every prince in the past

{JON]: Just straight vanilla

[THOMAS]: Let's add rainbow sprinkles

[JON]: And a shot of tequila

[THOMAS]: A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
A prince who will put every woman at ease

[JON]: Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep

[THOMAS]: A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his

[THOMAS and JON]: Film!

[THOMAS]: Yaaaas

{THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince

[JON]: He wants a gay Disney prince
Disney get some bad b*tches

[THOMAS]: Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
Please give us more than this bullsh

[JON]: Yeah, that's a bit screwy

[THOMAS]: Makes me say le-fooey

[JON]: Put me in a film

[THOMAS]: Gee, that would be swell

[JON]: I'm Peter Pan-sexual

[THOMAS]: No you're twinkerbell
It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
Who is that prince I see?
Very straight, unlike me

[JON]: A whole new world
A bedazzling place you yearn to view
I'd be so gay up here

[THOMAS]: It's crystal queer

[JON]: Bless my hole, twerking on a pole

[THOMAS, spoken]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me

[THOMAS]: If I only had you in my early years
I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
But mature into parents, understanding and warm
Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm

[JON]: If they'd have seen

[THOMAS]: Someone like me

[THOMAS and JON]: A gay Disney prince

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