Jon Cozart
Carol of the Bells
[Verse]
Hark! We're in hell
Hot flaming hell
Lake is aflame
Skin is in pain
Rise from abyss, six sixty six (Ding dong)
Everyone in polycotton blends (Ding dong)
Hitler is hotboxed with Pol Pot (Ding dong)
Using Epstein as a latrine (Ding dong)
Takis to eat, Monster to drink
Mark of the Beast, Biden Vaccine
Grandpa's in hell for not tipping well
Ladies who scream, all Karening
Gayly they sing, Homos and Queens
Songs out of fear, Lucifer's here
No one's celebrating freaking Christmas
Grandpa really should've tipped the waitress

[Outro]
On, on they scream
Eternally
On without еnd
With Bin Laden