The Judge Said

The judge said "Screw 'em!

Boys, you're only human

They brought it on themselves

By being born a woman

Like a mountain's there to climb

And food's there to be eaten

Woman's there to rape

To be shoved around and beaten."



Chorus:

The judge took his position

The judge he wouldn't budge

So we've got out this petition

And we're going to screw the judge



Now if you beat a horse or dog

Or violate a bank

Simonson will haul you in

And throw you in the clink

But violate a woman

Your equal and your peer

The judge will slap you on the wrist

And lay the blame on her



(Chorus)

To draw a true conclusion

From what Simonson has said

Woman has to live in fear

And cover up her head

She has to dress in purdah

And lock herself in cages

And this kinky judge in Madison

Is from the Middle Ages



The judge took his position

The judge he wouldn't budge

So we've got out this petition

And we're going to dump the judge