Flame: SKKDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDAAAAH!

[Verse 1]

Flame: I play cricket, times a wicket, lemony snicket, get down an lick it

U$B: U$B, U$B, uh uh, I am rower, yeah ill show ya, 3,2,1, lick my bum

Flame: Yes I’m Flame, no im not lame, yeah I’ve got fame, check my game

U$B: Woo, Woo, yes Im U$B, no im not free, i'm probably going to get a degree, CHA HEE CHA HOO, CHA HEE CHA HOO, CHA HEE CHA HOO

[Chorus]

Flame: Cha cha cha cha cha, grattatata, guess who, bennypoo

U$B: YUH!, CHACHAHCHAHCAH, FLADLAKAKAKA, U$B! LISTEN TO ME!

[Verse 2]

Flame: I PLAY CRICKET, TIMES A WICKET = LEMONY SNICKET, GET DOWWN AND LICK IT

U$B: YUH, YUH, U$B: I'M A ROWER, YEAH ILL SHOW YA, WOO, YUH, 321!, WHAT!, LICK MY BUM!, YUH!

Flame: Yes I'm Flame, no I'm not lame, yeah I've got fame, CHECK MY GAME!
U$B: Yes Im U$B, no im not free, i'm probably going to get a degree, CHA HEE CHA HOO, CHA HEE CHA HOO, CHA HEE CHA HOO

[Chorus]

Flame: Cha cha cha cha cha, grattatata, guess who, bennypoo

U$B: Yuh! chachachachacha, fladakakaka, U$B (uh uh) listen to me..

[Outro]

Flame: Listen to me.. Listen to me.. Listen to me.. Listen to me.. Listen to me.. Listen to me, LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEE!

U$B: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeh, mmm, mmm, Cha hee cha hoo, Cha hee cha hoo

Flame: Cha hee cha hoo, cha hee cha hoo, cha hee cha hooooooooo!

U$B: CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA, FA FA FA FA FA, LA LA LA LA LA, HA HA HA HA HA

Flame: Flame

U$B: U$B

Flame: (cha cha cha cha cha)

U$B: (cha cha cha)