Let's go to the waterslide down on A1A
We'll all get a cherry drink and we'll have a ball today
Just gas up the country squire and take the cornbag down
Let's go to the waterslide and slide a couple rounds
Waterslide, oh waterslide

Let's all go to smoky shore and ride some of those rides
They're gonna roast some nuts and fry some dough
And light some of those lights inside
It really is almost grand, rising from a parking lot
Well I know that it ain't Disneyland
But baby this is all that we got
Waterslide, oh waterslide

People say that we're just second class
And we barely pass along day to day
Maybe darlin' we got broken glass
But our love still lasts, and that's all that I can say
Waterslide, oh waterslide

Baby let's all go back home, we'll get the kids washed good
I'll go lay them down to bed, while you check that smell from under the hood
We'll put the last buck in the jar and save up for next year
Honey then we'll go and lock the door locks so they can't hear
Waterslide, oh waterslide