[Chorus]
Brrap!
Can you see the [?] a boy?

[Verse 1]
Oh, I see you have a Keurig, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a laser pointer, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a new belt, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a hair style, can I be your friend?
Oh oh oh, I see you have compost, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a podcast, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a lawyer, can I be your friend?

[Chorus]
Brrap!
Can you see the [?] a boy? (Oh!)
Brrap!
Can you see the [?] a boy? (Oh!)

[Verse 2]
Oh, I see you have a nickname, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a girlfriend, can I be your friend?
Oh, I see you have a schedule, can I bе your friend?
Oh, I see you have a— what do you call it?
When you need to protеct yourself from being sued?
How do you say in English?
Oh! An LLC!
Can I be your friend?
[Pre-Chorus]
Can I be your friend? [x8]

[Chorus]
Brrap!
Can you see the [?] a boy? (Oh!)
Brrap!
Can you see the [?] a boy? (Oh!)

[Verse 3]
Oh, I see you have a front door, door bell
Bell boy, boy-toy, toy car, car wash
Washboard, board room, room service, service dog
Dog bone, bone broth, a brothel, thell phone
Phone me, sometime, when I'm free, never!
Perfect! Can I be your friend?

[Bridge]
Oh, I see you have an "I voted" sticker
Post a picture of it on Instagram, then I’ll be your friend
Oh, I see that you are—
Oh wow! Oh my, you're actually Evan Rachel Wood!
Wow, nice to meet you
Can I be your friend?

[Verse 4: lines alternating Evan Rachel Wood and Chevy Mustang]
Oh, I see that you're from Fresno, can I be your friend?
I, Evan Rachel, would love to
Oh, I see that you have new shoes, can I be your friend?
Haha! They’re Addidas shell toes
Oh, I see that you're a guru, can I be your friend?
I'm not sure. Just kidding! I would love to
Oh, I see that you're a mustang, and I think we must hang, I will be your friend
All right!
[Pre-Chorus]
Can I be your friend? [x8]
Sure!
Absolutely, Evan Rachel Wood, star of West World
I don't see why not

[Interlude]
Right
Hahaha! For sure
I think I'm losing you, Evan Rachel Wood
Goddamn it, Apple FaceTime!

[Chorus]
Brrap!
Can you see the [?] a boy? (Oh!)
Oh, I see that you're still listening, can I be your friend?