[Verse 1]
Born and raised in this place called life
I got a serious case of the clap
Dirty fingernails, killin' and stealin'
I'm a bona fide psycho and I'm ready to snap, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey) Make a demon seed
(Hey) Smoke a lot of weed
(Hey) You can't stop me; oh, hell, no
(Hey) Ultra-greasy style
(Hey) Smell my shit for miles
(Hey) Come and get me
Yeah, come on and get me, man

[Chorus]
Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah
Road hog
Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah
Road hog

[Verse 2]
On the highway, I am sick as shit
It's just the seat is really killin' my 'roids
Motorcycles and a fifth of the Beam
I'm a double cammy-shammy
With a need to destroy, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey) Super holy shit
(Hey) Pussy, ass, and tits
(Hey) You can't stop me; oh, hell, no
(Hey) Big ol' Mr. Q
(Hey) Albuquerque
(Hey) Come and get me
Yeah, come on an' get me, man

[Chorus]
Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah
Road hog
Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah
Road hog

[Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey) Oh, shit, we're doing it?
(Hey) Well, nobody said anything
(Hey) Maybe a fucking cue would be nice, yeah
(Hey) Lick my boots, you whore
(Hey) Then go to the store
(Hey) We need Munchies
Go! Get me some Munchies, bitch
[Chorus]
Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah
Road hog
Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah
Road hog

[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey) June bugs on my face
(Hey) Skeeters in my teeth
(Hey) Oh, fuck it, oh, shit
(Hey) And we're almost done
(Hey) Ain't this shit been fun?
(Hey) See you later
Yeah, y'all come back, now, hear?

[Outro]
The road hog, baby
Chicken fried, double cheese
Put everything on it
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!