Toby Fox
UNDERVERSE XTRA SCENE 2
[Error!Sans]
Ahh... It's time for a well-deserved break after sewing and trying to find that disgusting Omega Timeline.
I have all I need to enjoy my favorite Multiverse's Show.
The Anti-void, delicious stolen food, my loyal dolls and Ink.
LEAVE. NOW.

[Ink!Sans]
Howzzitgoin' Error.
Mind if I make you company for a while? It's been a long day for me, too.
I need to empty these vials soon to carry on my evil plans against you and the other stuff because of the truce you forced me to accept.
I need to stop feeling to destroy something later, haha.

[Error!Sans]
Ugh okay, whate-
WAIT WHAT?

[Ink!Sans]
Shh. The show is about to start.[Narrator]
In the last episode of "Undernovela"... Toriel and Sin were about to get married and live happily ever after...
But all of that ended in terrible chaos by Asgoro's thirst for revenge.
However, Papiro, Sin's younger brother, could stop them after
revealing ​terrible news...
Which would freeze their hearts.

[Papiro]
Someone has kidnapped Frisk!
[Error!Sans]
GASP! ASGORO! SAVE YOUR CHILD, MAN!

[Alphys]
Miss Undyna! Sir Asgoro he needs you all immediately!

[Undyna]
Sir Asgoro! What's going on here?
Sin is supposed to be your rival, he was going to marry your wife!

[Asgoro]
I know. But I had no other choice.
We'll have to leave our issues aside.
My little Frisk has been kidnapped.
We don't know who it was or what their intentions are, but we need everybody's help to save my child.

[Sin]
After this, we'll fix our pending business.

[Ink!Sans]
Huh. This is getting interesting.

[Error!Sans]
I KNOW, RIGHT!? SHUT UP!

[Dogamy]
Asgoro! My wife and I can track down where those miserable people are hiding!
[Dogaressa]
We can trail the kid with our smell.

[Asgoro]
Good! Take us to my child this instant![Cross!Sans]
We have the kid. Now what?

[X!Chara]
I won't take the soul of an alternate version of a Frisk with a moustache, Cross.

[Cross!Sans]
If you don't want the half of your human soul, I'll take the half of another monster's soul then.
So you can finally stop bothering me.

[X!Chara]
Thanks to me, you can take the fragments of code from all those stupid alternate universes.

[Cross!Sans]
All thanks to Señor Pesadilla, idiot!

[Frisk]
I understand nothing... Their voices are weird...

[Error!Sans]
Wait a minute... Those anomalies...
[Asgoro]
Don't move, you wretches!

[Sin]
Give us the kid, now!

[Cross!Sans]
Oh mierd-

[X!Chara]
We must escape NOW!

[Ink!Sans]
WAIT.

[Error!Sans]
IIINNK!!!

[Asgoro]
What kind of language is that? Where did all these darned skeletons come from?

[Error!Sans]
DON'T YOU DARE...

[Ink!Sans]
Sorry for bothering you, but breaktime is over. I have a lot of work to do.
As for you, Error...
Thank you for joining OUR GAME.

[XGaster]
YOU'S BETTER WAKE UP, ERROR.
OUR GAME IS GETTING MORE INTERESTING.

[Ink!Sans]
This game won't break our truce... No more CREATION, no more DESTRUCTION...
C'MON! IT WILL BE REALLY FUN![Error!Sans]
NOOO, ASGORO!!
I-IT WAS A BAD DREAM...
IT'S ENOUGH... I'M TIRED OF THIS.
The "Doodle Sphere"... WHAT A STUPID FANCY SKIN FOR ALL THESE STUPID ANOMALIES!!
I hate you so much, Ink...
I hate YOU and your wishes to make all this trash look like something interesting for your own amusement.
...I can't wait to see your face... WHEN I SHOW YOU WHAT I WILL DO TO THESE AUs!
...Hi, XTALE.
INK! I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING FROM ME!

[Fresh!Sans]
YO BROSK!! LONG TIME NO SEE!! HOWZZITGOIN'?

[Error!Sans]
EEEK
EEEK
EEEK
EEEK

[Fresh!Sans]
WHOA CLAM DOWN BRO!
YA ALL UP N' MADE A TRUCE WITH MAH INK BROSEPH, DIDN'T YA?
YA CAN'T DESTROY ME, BRAH. I'M INK'S FRIEND. Friends are read yo, don't do dat-

[Error!Sans]
WH-WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE HIS FRIEND?

[Fresh!Sans]
It's so cool, yo!
I'm supposed ta guard dis here Alternate Universe while he's playin his fun lil game in da other AU's, ya know.
He promised ta come back with somethin' special just for lil ol me so I decided ta just chill out here and watch over dis here door ta make sure no phonies like you get by. Nothin' personal, brah!
So if ya all up n wanna make rubble outta my totes rad hangout brah, I'll have ta give ya one RADICAL hug and ask ya ta skedaddle.

[Error!Sans]
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!

[Fresh!Sans]
P sure Inky brah went ta one of dose... Underswap timelines.
He's runnin' around like a kid at Christmas wid dat Cross bro and other skelecopies. Crazy party I guess ahaha~!

[Error!Sans]
Hah...hahahah...
I KNEW YOU DOULDN'T RESIST IT, INK!
I KNEW YOU WOULD GO CRAZY OVER NOT CREATING MORE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES, HAHAHA!
I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT GAME IS ABOUT... WHAT THAT GAME CALLED THE X-EVENT IS!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Fresh!Sans]
HEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEH... Why are we laughing tho?

[Error!Sans]
FOR MY VICTORY.
OUR TRUCE... IS OVER.