[Intro: Man on the Internet & Juno Songs]
Ah...
I mean, I see all of these "do Checker Dance" requests
But how can you possibly
Put lyrics to a song and a character that's
Already perfect?
Checker
J-Juno?
Check-check-checker
Juno, what are you doing?
Checker checker
Are you- is this the Checker Dance lyrics?
Check-check-checkers
Checkers
HELL YEAH!

[Verse 1]
(Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkеrs)
(Checkers, checkеrs, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)

Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
(Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
[Verse 2]
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
(Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Check-check-checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)

Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
(Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Check-check-checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)

[Verse 3]
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
(Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Check-check-checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
(Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Check-check-checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)
Check-check-check-checkers
Checkers, checkers, checkers, checkers
Checkers (Checkers, checkers, check-che-che-checkers)

[Outro]
Awoolawoo!