[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I threw my Gaster gun away
Bows are more my style anyway
Prepare to get dunked on again
I'm actually Claude von Riegan!

[Verse 1]
As long as you keep asking for the song
The character will always be wrong
Megalovania was done already twice
This change of pace is kinda nice!

Claude von Riegan's packin' Failnaught
Gonna wallop those who slither in the dark
Though in Smash I cannot be fought
You still gonna feel what Claude von Riеgan wrought!

[Verse 2]
I'm the coolest dude at Garrеg Mach
You better fear the Deer
Claude von Riegan's got a Glock
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Claude von Riegan's always got a scheme!
Lorenz, Raphael, Lysithea
Ignatz, Leonie, Marianne, and Hilda
It's the Golden Deer takeover
Strike up the band!
None of us are Sans!

[Verse 3]
I'll draw my bow
Come on, let's go
Sans Undertale missed his chance long ago

If you hate on Fire Emblem
Then, too bad!
Hah, you guys just got had

And now we're here
The Golden Deer
Most epic meme from
The most epic team!
Failnaught at my side
Claude von Riegan's far from done!
C'mon, lemme have my fun!

[Bridge]
(Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer!)
Y'all in the comments seem sad
(Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer!)
As Petra says
(Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer!)
Hoes are feeling the mad
(Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer! Fear the deer!)
[Verse 4]
Yo, Matt from Wii Sports
And King Dedede
Piranha Plant
Knuckles from Sonic 3
All them suckers can't step up to me
The Leicester Alliance's progeny!

You might think this bit is way to overdone
Well, too bad!
Alright guys, it's time for my secret scheme...
Popular video cameo. Go!

[Verse 5]
Guh-huh! That's our cue!

Aight! Singing this song was time well spent
(Hey-ho, it's been a while)
Y'all just ain't ready!
(Hope you're doin' well!)
Almyra represent!
(Actually, it's been like just two months or so)
Matt from Wii Sports got beaten to the punch
Claude von Riegan stole Dedede's lunch!

Knuckles and Knuckles got shelved like a dud
(Rarin' to go, we are)
Piranha Plant got nipped in the bud
(And we're feelin' swell!)
Claude von Riegan's the final nail
(Now that's the end)
On the coffin of old Sans Undertale
(Of our contractually obligated cameo!)
Now it's time to reference a meme
Now it's time to reference a meme
And now a song from Undertale: The Musical

[Outro]
You probably tire of lords
Or maybe you're tired of swords?
But put me in Smash and I'll show
Just how good I am with a bow
I suppose it also won't be hard
To add my girl Edelgar-