[Intro]
It has come to my attention that people want Sans Undertale to sing in the Smash Megalovania

You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
The skelly's singin' this time
You're gonna get some bone-chilling rhymes
Now my part's done, don't make a fuss

Now it's time for the Great Papyrus!
(Aight go get 'em, bro)

[Verse 1]
Sans started this song, now I'll finish it
With my amazing skill and wit!
Your wish is granted, so it seems!
A skeleton got in on the memes!
I present this junior jumble
Now you're gonna take a tumble
The Great Papyrus never fails
To give aid to Sans Undertale!

Nyeh heh heh!
Did you expect Sans to do the work?
Heh! Get wrecked!
He was too lazy to write his best
So Papyrus had to write the rest!
Now you face the spaghettore!
Megalovanias? I got more!
You didn't even have to murder everyone this time!

[Verse 2]
The Great Papyrus
Now presents a Trousle of Bones
To pair with Megalos, if you so desire!
(Sans cheers from the sidelines for his precious bro)
Nyeh heh heh heh!
That's me, the Great Papyrus, you know!

And now I see that all the rabble's rousled
"Close, but no cigar"
So they say as I fuel the fire!

You wanted this song?
Well, great! Then here's one more!
It will never be a bore!
Nyeh heh heh heh!

[Verse 3]
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
Papyrus Undertale
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
I'm your best friend now
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
Nyeh heh heh heh heh!
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
I am going to capture you!
(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
(Yo, yo, yo, yo)
Papyrus Undertale is going to catch you now!
(Tell 'em bro)
Nyeh heh heh heh!
[Interlude]
Now let's see... Who shall I cameo next?
(Out of the way, bonebrain!)
The people want another Kremling Krew Kameo!

[Verse 4]
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
Matt from Wii Sports, eat my carbs!
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
Knock knock, Knuckles!
Take a ride in the car!
(Hail to the king, to the might of which we sing)
You forgot to eat, didn't you, Dedede?
Have some spaghetti, your majesty!
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
Water Piranha Plant
With this here can
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings)
And groom the wyvern
Of Claude von Riegan
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremling Krew)
Sans, you lazybones!
Get off your chair!
Your dirty socks are everywhere!

[Outro]
Oh my goodness!
This is his majesty Asgore's theme!
Wait, there was Bonetrousle in this song already?
Please don't get mad down there
Your aggression's just not fair!
It's just some harmless fun!
Laugh along with everyone!
Now ends this song of mine
If only Super Smash Bros had
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