KRIS!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!!
I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...
Hahahahahaha

There was a time where I once was [blind]
To the chains that bind and lie and try
To chain and maim and then drive insane
Like the jester and the [Stranger] and then Mike and wait-

We'll turn those [Daves] into [RosenGraves]
Then to [SOUL]s that scream and writhe in pain
The shine of the [spotlight], hot and white
[RottingGlass?], I'll be free tonight!

Why should someone else
Get to choose our [fate]
We don't have to let them
[Kris] it's not too late

Just give me your [SOUL]
And then they all will see
You'll finally get to forge
Your own [Destiny]
[Now your chance's to be a big shot]
Nothing will stop us!
We'll show 'em what we got

What are you
Waiting for
What's there to do
But wait no more!

Because you had to be a [Big Shot]
Had to open your mouth
And get your [Teeth] knocked out

What are you
Waiting for
I'll get through to you
And be [Chained] no more!

(With the [taste] of NEO x8)
When your whole world's a [Façade]
The unknown's nearing
But that doesn't mean you
Should let somebody else
Do the steering

(Real heroes laugh at death x8)
(Now's your chance to be a big shot x8)
Now you can finally see! (Please Kris, answer the phone, I can't explain it, I'm all alone)
[Everyone knows the best] deal to make is (Pull the strings and make them ring, can't tell you loud it's ringing)
For [freedom] and (Please Kris, answer the phone, can-can't explain it, all alone!)
Your individuality! (All the suspense is and all the suspense is TELL YOU WHAT I'M REALLY SELLING)
Once was a time [Once was a time] (C'mon kid, raise your stacks)
Where the phones would [short] and [march in line] (Come purchase specil deals in the back)
And the sales would [turn] and the kromer [bleed] (Won't be [MYDOOM], I've got a brand new rig)
Now's my chance to be forever free! (Now's my chance to feel [SOBIG])

Our lines are backed, we're understaffed (We'll turn those daves into [rosen graves])
Please take a number, we'll get right back (Then to SOULs that scream and writhe in pain)
To the deals we promised under haunted night (The shine of the [spotlight], hot and white)
Tune back in (RottingGlass?)
I'll be free tonight!

You think I can afford to stop
But I'm so close to [Hyperlink Blocked]
I'm near the tippity top
And I can't afford to make that [drop]

So now's your chance
Now's my chance
Now's their chance
They're in a trance
I must advance
And then enhance

[With the Power of] [SPAM]

Just sign to agree
[Break] the [strings] on me
A deal you can't refuse
Your SOUL, it [can't refuse]
You're [All Alone] In Pain
[Abandoned] For A Laugh
Your Prospects Down The [Drain?]
You Can't Expect To Last

[Everything Must Go]
[Everything's On Sale]
Have To End The Ride
End this [Undertale]

[Once-In-A-Lifetime Deal]
Kris, I Know How You Feel
But Now's There's No More
Waiting At The Store

It's time to be a big shot
[It's time to be a big shot]