[Intro: cat.flp]
What's up guys, this is the cat.flp radio show!
I hope you've been having a bit of a groovy night, because we are gonna be accepting some callers!
Woah! We have our first one from dynastic!

[Dialog: dynastic and cat.flp]
Uh, hey loser, this is dynastic, um, I heard you're playing the stupid butt ass festival this weekend (the what!?) and I, uh, I hope it goes really badly. (why?) Um, yeah, just call me back
I don't think I want to! Um! We have our next call from aloeveria!

[Dialog: aloeveria and cat.flp]
Hi, this is aloeveria and I just wanted to say this sucks!
This show (w-what do you mean?) just fucking sucks
I don't know why... you still have this (I-it's just... it's just music!)
Evie, what were you thinking? (Um!)
Like, what? Why? Why would you have this?
It just sucks ass!
There's three parts to this:
It's one, stinky
Two, (it's...) smelly (it's sound!)
Three, a little gross (Wh-)
Um, stop it
No! Um, we have our next call from vampiric Shirin!

[Dialog: c4 tboy and cat.flp]
Oh.. my god, Evie's like the most annoying person ever (What do you mean!?)
She keeps like.. making music, and... I think she's part of this thing called... "GOOP HOUSE"? (Yeah..?)
Ew!
(But I thought we were... besties- um!)
We have our next call from Rejx Riley!
[Dialog: Rejx and cat.flp]
Hey! Wow this stuff is really something!
I was just calling in to say this shit is just... Absolute garbage! (Why is everyone saying that!?)
Like, who told you any of this would be good for a set?
I think, and hear me out, why don't you get a new hobby? (I don't want to!)
Anyways, I'm gonna go listen to the Hyperpop playlist
I'll see ya there... never
Excuse me..?

[Outro: cat.flp]
Um... Kay, you know what?
I think we all need to calm down a little bit
I think... this radio show has gotten really negative
And I think we all just need to relax a little bit
Maybe we can put on some soft music and just... be friends for a little bit
And enjoy ourselves
Because I know everything gets a little negative sometimes
(But the best thing we can do is stay optimistic and be positive)