SAY THERE, KID, [All Alone]?
[Abandoned], NO WAY TO ATONE?
DOWN THE [Drain?] FOR ALL YOUR HOPE?
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST

STRIKE THE DEAL, SIGN THE LINE
IT'S CONVINCING, [Not A Bribe]
[Californian Laws] ASCRIBE
[The Right] FOR YOU TO [Unsubscribe]

STAY THERE KID, TRUST ME, [Please]
A [Bright New Life] WILL COME WITH EASE
A FUTURE YOU CANNOT BELIEVE
ALL I NEED IS JUST YOUR [Soul]

WHY SHOULD SOMEONE ELSE
GET TO [Strike] OUR [Deal]
[You] DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM
KRIS IT'S [Quite A Steal]

JUST GIVE ME YOUR [Heart]
AND [The Transaction Paid]
YOU'LL FINALLY GET TO
[Script cannot be played]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT
WORDS YOU LEARNED TO STIR THE POT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STAY ON TOP
[Don't cast me out!] [Leave me to rot!?]
NOT IN FOR THE MONEY
I'D [Burn] IT FAST
IN FOR THE [Calls]
AND FAME TO LAST

ROSE TINT GLASS
PUTS YOU ON BLAST
[I'll Get Your Rent]
[Just Need The Cash]

SO OUR BLOWS GLANCE
MY RIGHTEOUS STANCE
WILL SOON ENHANCE
AS I ADVANCE
SO TAKE YOUR STANCE
AND START THE DANCE AND
[BE A BIG] [BE A BIG] HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[My] BLOWS GLANCE
[Our] [Falling] STANCE
[You can't] ENHANCE
[Endless] ADVANCE
SO [Pose] YOUR STANCE
[I'll End] THE DANCE AND
[BE A BIG] [BE A BIG] BE A BIG SHOT
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE A DEAL
NOW'S THE TIME TO [How Do You Feel?]
NOW'S YOUR SHOT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE
ERASE THE [Cloud] OF GLOOMY [Strife]

NOW'S MY CHANCE TO MAKE IT BIG
DON'T NEED [The World] OR [FancyRigs]
[Can I interest you in a commemorative ring?]
[OW PLEASE HELP] THESE BARGAINS [Sting!]

[TAKE] THE DEAL, SIGN THE LINE
[Desperation], [Not A Bribe]
[Californian Laws] [Despised]
[The Right] FOR [Them] TO [Unsubscribe]

[WHY SHOULD I BACK DOWN?]

NOW'S MY CHANCE TO GET [revenge]
ON [Monarch] AND HER [worthless] FRIENDS!
LIKE [MS Paint] AND [SystemTemp]

NOW'S MY-
YOUR'S MY
[No! Come back!]
HOWZABOUT A [HeartAttack!]
[Gold] TINT GLASS
PUTS YOU ON BLAST
[I'll Get Your Rent]
[Just Need The Cash]

[Unmountable Boot] IS GETTING LOUD
[Follows these steps] TO GO 'ROUND TOWN
[Select Safe Mode] ON TWISTED CLOWNS
[If problems continue] LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND

NOW'S MY CHANCE TO TELL A TALE
OF [Wonders] IN THE [World of Sales]
YOU KNOW YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU FAIL
[Oh, Looky There!] [You've Got Mail]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO [Earn Some Cash]
AND GET A LIFE [Out of the Trash!]
SO CALL RIGHT NOW, THIS DEAL WON'T LAST
[Heterochromatic] PUTS YOU ON BLAST

IN THE LIGHTS AND SOUNDS OF A CYBER WORLD
LET ALL OF THE DEALS UNFURL
CAUGHT IN THE ADVERTISING BLUR
IT BLURS
IT BLURS
IT B-B-B-B-BLURS

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO CALL RIGHT NOW
[3 Easy Payments] ALL SAFE AND SOUND
TEAR IT TO [Bitcoin] AND FEEL SO FOUND
A HOME WITH FRIENDS [Who needs it now?]

WHY SHOULD SOMEONE ELSE
GET TO [Strike] OUR [Dеal]
[You] DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM
KRIS IT'S [Quite A Steal]

JUST GIVE ME YOUR [Heart]
AND [Thе Transaction Paid]
YOU'LL FINALLY GET TO
[Script cannot be played]

NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP...
I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]
IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]
COME... ALONE
AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!