My night with Lurch
At the garbage dump
Being played
For a chump!
Are you kidding me?
We were playing too fast?
Have you been smoking pot
Or is your head up yer' ass?

Too much confusion
Piling up like trash
I lost my head
I finally cracked!

Hardcore karaoke
Retirement home
I asked why
You said no!
My night with Lurch
At the garbage dump
Being played
For a chump!

Too much confusion
Piling up like trash
I lost my head
I finally cracked!