[Verse 1]
Got a pot belly, it's not too big
Gets in my way when I'm driving my rig
Driving this country in a big old rig
Things I've seen mean a lot
A friend has a pickup, drives his kid to school
Then he takes his wife to beauty school
Now she's doing nails, going get a job
Got a good teacher

[Chorus]
There's a fork in the road ahead
I don't know which way I'm gonna turn
There's a fork in the road ahead

[Verse 2]
Forgot this year to salute the troops
But they're all still there in a fucking war
It's no good, whose idea was that?
I've got hope but you can't eat hope
I'm not done, not giving up
Not cashing in too late

[Chorus]
There's a bailout comin' but it's not for me
It's for all those creeps watching tickers on TV
There's a bailout comin' but it's not for me
[Verse 3]
I'm a big rock star, my sales have tanked
But I still got you, thanks
Download this, it sounds like shit
Keep on blogging till the power goes out
Your battery's dead, twist and shout
On the radio, those were the days
Bring 'em back

[Chorus]
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you
It's for all those creeps hidin' what they do
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you
Bailout coming but it's not for you

[Verse 4]
Got my flat screen, got it repo'd now
They picked it up, left a hole in the wall
Last Saturday, missed the Raiders game

[Chorus]
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you
There's a bailout coming but it's not for you
It's for all those creeps hidin' what they do