[Verse 1]
A hip drag queen and a side-walking street wheeler
Comin' down the avenue
They're all your friends, you'll come to love 'em
There's a load of 'em waiting for you

[Chorus]
Lookout Joe, you're coming home
Old times were good times
Old times were good times

[Verse 2]
Remember Millie from down in Philly?
She took my brain and forgot my name
The woman you were with was about the same
She took your money and left town

[Chorus]
Lookout, Joe
You're comin' home
Old times were good times
Old times were good times

(Take it, Ben!)

[Bridge]
Glory Hallelujah!
Will I lay my burden down?
Singing on the streets around
Look at that crazy clown!
(Look at!)
[Verse 3]
Remember Bill from up on the hill?
A Cadillac put a hole in his arm
But old Bill, he's up there still
Havin' a ball rolling to the bottom

[Chorus]
Lookout, Joe
You're comin' home
Old times were good times
Old times were good times
Old times were good times