[Verse 1]
The evening fog was rollin' in
It was getting hard to see
The old white car edged down the road
Headed for the Double E

[Verse 2]
She was bringing down dinner for Grandpa
It was crawlin' with vitamins and tender as a mother's love
And tender as a mother's love
When she saw the tv vans

[Verse 3]
The side door was open, there were three tvs
Grandpa's face was on every one
He was talking to a woman with a microphone
She was sexy and her hair was all done

[Verse 4]
Sun Green came out and met Grandma then
"My, you're such a beautiful girl
Mother Earth needs more like you
You should go out now and see the world"

[Verse 5]
"What's Grandpa doing on tv?
I got his dinner in the car
All these vans have blocked our way
But we can carry it, it's not too far"