[Verse 1]
Let me tell you a story 'bout a boy and a girl
A very different version than you've ever heard
Ok, so, I'm lying but all I'm trying to say
This isn't about the one that got away
Watch it from your ivory tower
Paint the sky grey, like a coward
How long you got?
I can go on for hours
A sweet little tale that ended sour
My words will ring in your ears

[Chorus]
Take my advice and leave right now
You gotta find a way to sell yourself
To someone who cares
To someone desperate

[Verse 2]
First came along my friends were dubious (why?)
She cared for the stage, not who she was with
I brushed it off and hit the road
Only to hear she's in the other's clothes (Oh!)
It was the end of summer in 2009
I wasn't really looking, but what did I find?
A golden girl with golden hair
When I was with her everybody stared
And I couldn't believe my luck had changed
And I asked so nice but it wouldn't stay
[Chorus]
Take my advice and leave right now
You gotta find a way to sell yourself
To someone who cares
To someone desperate
'Beggars can't be choosers'
I wouldn't choose you
I've got better things to do with my time
I will bear in mind
Yeah, hat was in this line

[Outro]
She said who do you, she said who do you
She said who do you, she said who, DO YOU! ?
Who, do you? Who, do you?
I said who do you, I said who do you
Who do you, who do you, think you are?
Who do you, who do you, think you are?
Who do you, who do you, think you are?
Who do you, who do you, think, you, are?
Alright mate, thanks for calling