[Intro: Josh Franceschi and Audience]
Who the fuck invited Glasgow?
'Cause by the way, welcome to London
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For all the loverboys in the audience, remember
You'll always forget them in the morning
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[Verse 1: Josh Franceschi and Audience]
Hell had you by the throat
You never got to heaven but you got real close
Your past has you in a chokehold
You deserve it from what I've been told
Call my bluff, say, "What do you want?"
I'm looking down at you from the top
I beg for attention in small doses
Leave the scene smelling of dead roses
[Chorus]
Lovеrboy, you play those hearts like toys
Don't you feel bad, don't you feel bad, feel bad for thеm?

[Verse 2: Josh Franceschi and Audience]
Well this is your night with arms wide open
I'm the option you shouldn't have chosen
Scared of the dark, and the door's wide open
Let's go!
Go, go, go, go

[Chorus: Josh Franceschi and Audience]
Loverboy, you play those hearts like toys
Don't you feel bad, don't you feel bad, feel bad for them?
Given the choice would you do it again?
Of course I would, of course I should
Well, I'm your friend, friends with benefits

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Josh Franceschi and Audience]
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One, two three, go
[Chorus: Josh Franceschi and Audience]
Loverboy, you play those hearts like toys
Don't you feel bad, don't you feel bad, feel bad for them?
Given the choice would you do it again?
Of course I would, of course I should
Well, I'm your friend, friends with benefits