[Verse 1]
How inconvenient and unexpected and harrowing for you
As consequences tend to be
For the rest of us
So delicious to witness your dread
Poetic justice consummate

[Chorus 1]
Not unlike you to heedlessly hoist away your smug grenade
Arrogant and insolent
You don't give a damn
Collateral be damned

Not unlike you to hoist away
Hoist away your smug grenade
Choice and bed be made
Good night
Sleep tight

[Verse 2]
So delicious for the rest of us
To witness your dread
Poetic justice consummate

[Chorus 2]
Not unlike you to heedlessly hoist by your own vain petard
Wrong side of history
You don't give a damn
Collateral be damned
Not unlike you to hoist away
Hoist away your smug grenade
Choice and bed be made
Good night
Sleep tight