[Son]
Mom, this Jesus Christ followed me home, can I
Keep him?

[Mother]
Yeah, another one of these, he'll end up dead... He can stay, he'll
I'll be left to myself
I'll have to clean up shit, feed and take care of another animal that you bring here...

[Son]
But Mom, I swear I'll treat him well, I won't v...

[Mother]
THIS FUCKING JESUS IS ALREADY DIRTYING MY WHOLE FLOOR!

[Son]
Jesus, don't do that. Bad Jesus, bad Jesus. Jesus Christ... Mom... [Son] Sorry...

[Mother]
After you hit him, I'll hit you, insolent child

[Son]
Ah mother, ah mother, aiai mother, aiai, don't hit me, please don't hit me