[Chorus: Professor Aquaplay]
Take this limp dick and I'll turn it into a bamboo
To enjoy the U.D.R, you gotta ride with a cum up your ass
We take you to a cave and pass out with Dramamine
To cover you in cum and call you a curumim

[Verse 1: MC Carvão]
Drink the semen of Carvão, Barney, Aquaplay
Moisturizing your skin in the big gay bukkake
Go in your mouth, go in your eye, ejaculation party
If it doesn’t taste good, you season it with lemon

[Verse 2: Professor Aquaplay]
Crazy bukkake party, cum inside the nose
Cock juice time is the happiest time
If the cum goes in the ass and the dick don't fit
It makes a white foam that smells like rubber

[Chorus: Professor Aquaplay]
Take this limp dick and I'll turn it into a bamboo
To enjoy the U.D.R, you gotta walk with a dick in your ass
We take you to a cave and pass out with Dramamine
To cover you in cum and call you a curumim

[Verse 3: MC Carvão & MS Barney]
Don’t wanna hear you say, "This cum I don't drink"
Pretend I'm Jesus and climb on my grease stick
Don't care if you're mulatto, blonde or caucasian
I'm your Ricardo Macchi, come suck your gypsy dick
[Verse 4: Professor Aquaplay]
This cum is slimy, it tastes like I want more
Don't forget that your mother already drank your father's cum
If it makes you sick, then listen well
Cause your girlfriend already drank your father’s cum too

[Chorus: Professor Aquaplay]
Take this limp dick and I’ll turn it into a bamboo
To enjoy the U.D.R, you gotta walk with a dick up your ass
We take you to a cave and pass out with Dramamine
To cover you in cum and call you a curumim

[Exit]
This is the bukkake dance, sticky and offensive
Your love tadpoles gonna swim in my saliva
With the fuckin' U.D.R, you don’t lose, you only win
Bukkake 2005, and Germany is coming