[Verse 1]
I want you to know he's not coming back
Look into my eyes, I'm not coming back

[Chorus 1]
So knives out, catch the mouse
Don't look down, shove it in your mouth

[Verse 2]
If you'd been a dog, they would have drowned you at birth
Look into my eyes
It's the only way you'll know I'm telling the truth

[Chorus 2]
So knives out, cook him up
Squash his head, put him in the pot

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I want you to know he's not coming back
He's bloated and frozen
Still there's no point in letting it go to waste

[Chorus 3]
So knives out, catch the mouse
Squash his head, put him in the pot