[Chapter 1: The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time]
*The Most Gigantic Theme plays*

[Chapter 2: Hosting]

[Chapter 3: Lament]

[Chapter 4: The Big Switch]

[Chapter 5: The Scream (Directed by Paulo Neves)]
*No Surprises starts playing*
[Verse]
A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
*ends*

[Chapter 6: My Showbiz Life: Thom Yorke]

[Chapter 7: Ed O'Brien's Story Time / Fog]
[My Showbiz Life: Ed O'Brien out of Radiohead]
Ed O'Brien: We climbed mountains so high it seemed as if we would scrape the moon but the Polar Express never slowed down faster and faster we ran along rolling over peaks and through valleys like a car on a roller coaster
The mountains turned into hills, the hills to snow-covered plains
Wе crossed a barren desеrt of ice, the Great Polar Ice Cap
Lights appeared in the distance they looked like the lights of a strange ocean liner sailing on a frozen sea
There is the North Pole
Is that enough? (laughter)
[Fog (Live)]
[Verse 1]
There’s a little child running around this house
And he never leaves, he will never leave
And the fog comes up from the sewers
And glows, in the dark

[Verse 2]
Baby alligators in the sewers
Grow up fast, grow up fast
Anything you want, it can be done, how?

[Outro]
How did you go bad?
Did you go bad? Did you go bad?
Some things will never wash away
Did you go bad? Did you go bad?

[Chapter 8: Short Film DVD]
*5ths Reversed plays, then stops abruptly*
*Broken Brass Bin plays*
*Text*
EYES
FREEZING
IN
HELL
BEGGING
FOR
US
ARE
YOU
FRESH
WE
HAVE
NO
SELF
CONTROL
WHO
SHOPPED
WHO
DARK
DAYS
ALL
HAIL
TO
THE
THIEF
*Broken Brass Bin Ends*
*text appears that says "VCR • TV REPAIR" then disappears*
*Kinetic starts to play*
[Chorus]
(Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic)
Please keep moving
Better keep moving
(Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic, kinetic, kinetic, kinetic
Kinetic...)
[Chapter 9: Inside of My Head]

[Chapter 10: De Tripas Y Corazon]

[Chapter 11: Idioteque]
*A Punchup at a Wedding starts to play and ends*

[Verse 1]
Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first, and the children first, and the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow until I burst, until I burst, until I
Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much, you haven't seen enough, you haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first, and children first, and children

[Chorus]
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time

[Verse 2]
Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming
Let me hear both sides, let me hear both sides, let me hear both
Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming
Throw him on the fire, throw him on the fire, throw him on the
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening
Mobiles skwerking, mobiles chirping
Take the money and run, take the money and run, take the money
[Chorus]
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time
Here I'm alive
Everything all of the time

[Outro]
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first) (And the childre-)
(-n first)

[Chapter 12: Credits]
Chieftan Mews: Please don't fall in love with me, I can't repay you
All my love is used up, on me
*Chernobyl 2 plays*
*text*

The presenter CHIEFTAN MEWS

The music (in chronological order)
The most Gigantic Theme by TIM BRAN
5ths Reversed by RADIOHEAD
"The Gloaming" by RADIOHEAD
"No Surprises" by RADIOHEAD
"Fog" by RADIOHEAD
"Broken Brass Bin" by RADIOHEAD
"Kinetic" by RADIOHEAD
"We Suck Young Blood" by RADIOHEAD
"Where I End and You Begin" by RADIOHEAD
"A Punchup at a Wedding" by RADIOHEAD
"Idioteque" by RADIOHEAD
"Chernobyl 2" by RADIOHEAD

The directors
CATH ELLIOTT
CHRIS LEVITUS
PAULO NEVES (Chapter 4)
ASHLEY DEAN
JUAN PABLO ETCHEVERRY (Chapter 9)

The artwork
STANLEY DONWOOD
DR TCHOCK

The writers
CHRIS BRAN
STANLEY DONWOOD
RADIOHEAD

The producer
DILLY GENT

The director
CHRIS BRAN

The end