[Verse 1]
Sleepin' very soundly on a Saturday mornin'
I was dreamin' I was Al Capone
Rumors goin' 'round, gotta clear outta town
Smell like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Carry me away once more
Never, never, never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, yo

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 2]
Rainy afternoon, ought to kill a typhoon
And she is playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, yo, hey, ooh yeah

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
Walkin' down the street, shootin' people that I meet
Fully loaded Tommy gun
Here come the deputy, try fuckin' getting me
Gotta fucking get up and run
They got the sirens loose, I run right outta juice
They are going to put me in a cell
If I can't go to Heaven, let me go to Hell
Crazy, stone cold crazy, yo, yeah