[Spoken Word: Freddie Mercury & Roger Taylor]
I've got three words to say
Fat bottomed girls!
One, two, three, four!

[Intro]
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh down beside that red firelight?
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin’ world go round

[Verse 1]
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery (Ho!)
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey, big woman, you made an asshole out of me

[Verse 2]
I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I've seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time
Come on
[Chorus]
Oh won’t you take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight?
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round

[Verse 2]
Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I've got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality
I tell you
Oh, but I still get my treasure
Still got my greatest pleasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this

[Chorus]
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight?
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round (yeah)
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round
Get on your bikes and ride!

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
Ooh yeah
Get on your bikes and ride!

[Audience Applause]