[Intro]
Staying up all night, race 'round the house at 3
Show you my backside, after nudging you to pet me
Obsessed with flies, a box half my size fits me...ow
I choose to employ you, now attend to me (You're my staff)
Open the door, I'll come, then I'll go
Feed me now, don't be slow
Stalk you in the bathroom (Whatcha doing?)
Privacy don't matter to me (You belong to me)
To me (Meow, meow, meow meow-meow)

[Verse 1]
Mama, just killed a mouse
Ate it all except the head, that's your present on your bed
Mama, a sign of my love
Why did you scream and throw it all away?
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
I try to find a bird for you tomorrow
So sit down, I'll sit on you - knead your legs to tatter
(Meow, meow, meow meow-meow...)

[Verse 2]
Too late - pat time is done
I've had enough, now I'm going to swipe you if you try
Don't you touch my body 'til I say so
Now, just leave me 'til I find a use for you
Water, ooh (It's just too old)
"It's not fresh" I'll cry
How could my dish be left five minutes or more?
[Cat meow solo]

[Verse 3]
I see a little silhouette under the quilt
I'll attack, won't hold back, thanks for sharing your big toe
Teeth and claws and fighting - kick, kick, kick and biting glee
You're my prey-o, come and play-o
I will scratch you, try to catch you
Now, feed me and don't be slow or I will meow
I'll sharpen my claws on your new settee
Sleep on your keyboard - I claim your property
Remember, your role is to wait on me
In I come, out I go - hurry up, don't be slow
(Let me out) No! Now I don't want to go
(Let me go) I want out! Or do I want to go?
(Let me go) Let me out! Or, maybe... I don't know
(I don't know) Never gonna know
(Let me go) Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no
The door is closed, the door is open
What do I want? I don't know!
Just hurry up - you must do what I decide quickly - for me, serve me...ow

[Cat meow solo]

[Verse 4]
3 A.M. is my best time for racing around
Now I'll sit on the table crash things to the ground
Oh, maybe I'll let you stroke me, lady
Enough! Now get out, I need some more solitude here
[Cat meow solo]

[Outro]
I'm the one who matters, anyone can see
The song of all cats is
Everyone exists to serve me
Watch out for your big toe