Murs
Bacon
[Verse 1: Godemis]
Yeah, huh
I ain't looking for a cosign, most say we okay
Killer and I'm in no time, and get away so O.J
No heroes, I slayed 'em
They counting sheep in that dirt nap
And they were unaware that I slayed 'em
'Til I sprayed 'em with my worst raps
My first raps went spam Sammy with a grab bag of that been dope
Didn't realize back then when I was getting it in with my kinfolk
Revving up to go head to gut but no bread to cut
Gotta collect a check
Can't complain in this dirty game but ain't entertaining no disrespect
Humble enough for what the fuck's up
We R to the A to the W, uncut
You really think you're fucking with us numb nuts
Never pull a trigger hit a n***a with gun butts
Nonviolent, I'm nonviolent
My Holy Bible got bombs by it
Penciling, I get it in my friends and then I exit out of my PalmPilot
Swear to God, I'm hella odd, I got it
Smoking in the Shire like a hobbit
Kamikaze plane became a rocket
Life's a bitch I named Lorena Bobbitt
Rules are made to be broken
Nonetheless, I never see none breaking
King slid do everything big
This king pig and n***a we go bacon
[Chorus: Murs]
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
But these three pigs right here had a bright idea
So they picked up the microphone
And the other little pigs got mad 'cause them n***as got hot
And they spot got taken
We said 'First of all, we ain't concerned wit y'all'
So we burnt 'em all and went bacon

[Verse 2: Brotha Lynch Hung]
Everybody wanna be all up in it
Wannabes wanna shiver when they in front of me
'Cause I put him in a bad situation
That average, I'm baking 'em up in a apron
And I got a lot of food on my plate, I can't call it
Drinking problem, see, I'm a rapaholic
I'mma get particular, vehicular homicide describes me
They say I got acid in my IV
I'm back, why me? Travis knows
I'mma get a little grimy, twist the weed
'Til my eyes like Chinese
It's the B-L-H and I never been sleep with a cellmate
Trust me, put it out in a cell grate
Back now, fans wanna tailgate
I'm connected, smell the essence aching
Inhale it, n***a, we go bacon
[Chorus: Murs]
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
But these three pigs right here had a bright idea
So they picked up the microphone
And the other little pigs got mad 'cause them n***as got hot
And they spot got taken
We said 'First of all, we ain't concerned wit y'all'
So we burnt 'em all and went bacon

[Verse 3: Murs]
Now I'm the kid from Mid-City
I like fat asses and big titties
Got a bad bitch in her mid-fifties
Like to drop it low and pop a thizz with me
I'm a weird dude, I'm into weird shit
Got a long dick and my beard thick
That mean I rap good and I'm from the hood
I know them wack n***as don't wanna hear this
I'm fearless, like last night
Dropped in on a 30-foot half-pipe
Hit a 50-50 grind and it was even more exciting because I did it while riding on a flashlight
Better act right or get your shit sprayed
Don't bring that wack rappin' over this way
And it's still no swine for the sensei
So I don't go bacon, I go tempeh
[Interlude: Murs]
And that—and that's like veggie bacon, n***a
It's like, tempeh is veggie—I don't know
I don't eat pork, bro
But y'all get the fuckin' point, man
Me, Lynch, and Godi, uh, Strange Music
Yeah, fuck y'all
We don't go—we go bacon

[Chorus: Murs]
Now this little piggy went to market
And this little piggy stayed home
But these three pigs right here had a bright idea
So they picked up the microphone
And the other little pigs got mad 'cause them n***as got hot
And they spot got taken
We said 'First of all, we ain't concerned wit y'all'
So we burnt 'em all and went bacon