Music play in the background
Chillin at this bar up in Sac town
Next to Ace of Spades with a pint glass
Making out with your sister... with her fine ass
I smashed it and didn't call her back for a while
See I was on tour and didn't fit my lifestyle
Plus... she accused me of sodomy
Just because I said I wasn't into monogamy
I faa... I forgave her for the lies tho
Came back next year and we smashed her after my show
Why ol why did I do have to do that
I should of bagged a new chick, tried to get some new cat
Now she thinking we an item
Her wrecks in my DM's now I gotta fight him
Put the word on the block I had to fuckin green light'еm
If the homies see'em first thеn they gonna have to onsite'em
Snipe'em with a one two punch if they can manage
Skip the two piece and hit'em with the chicken sandwich
The chick is damaged, we fucked and I was famished...
She said she couldn't cook so from the Kingdom she was banished
Had a bandage on the bicep, she was freshly tatt'ed
When I tried to sneak a peak at it she got so dramatic
No need for static, start none... get none
Slid my dick between her butt cheeks and bust a quick one
Cum on her tramp stamp, looking like a Rorshach
No need to test me cause I came on a whore's back
Grabbed a rag tried to wipe it off, not to be rude
Remembered I was hungry so I asked her for some food
Thus the attitude... oh yeah, I get it now
When she started texting death threats I was sitting down
Naked in my kitchen eating P&J
I told her I was sorry... what more can I say
Apology excepted... she came back in some cut-offs
I made her a sandwich and I cut all the crust off
What can I say... I told you I'm a nice guy
Thought I might cop some type of stock but the price high
Check the stock X and then I hit the goal