[0: LEX the Lexicon Artist is: No Manic Pixie]
Hey it's nice to meet you, said you saw me at the show
Thank you, it's an honor and I'm happy you could go
Here's my mailing list and next show, I hope to see you there
That's my standard sales pitch, I can see you don't care
Oh! You wanna buy me a drink, is that so?
You say that I'm an Asian girl you'd like to get to know?
Slow your roll. I can tell you're tryna take me home
But there are seven things about me that I think you should know
See there's these people. I guess that you could call it a league
Living deep inside my minds recesses, full of intrigue
Seven dark and secret egos that I don't even see
Unless a rando at a show is propositioning me
That's when they step in, my eclectic imperfections all reflected
I keep them all repressed but if I freed them they could wreck shit
I'd hate if they attack you when you least expect it
So let me introduce you to my seven evil Lexes

[Chorus]

OHH!
I’m no Manic Pixie
HELL NO!
And no man can fix me
But if you wanna get with me it’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
It's like
OHH!
I’m no Manic Pixie
HELL NO!
All you Stans can miss me
But if you wanna get with me it’s not an easy feat
I got 7 Evil Lexes that you gotta defeat
Let’s go
[1. None Like Joshua is: Spontaneous Lex]
Boom! Surprise!
Spontaneous Lex in her mind’s eye
Got to rap fast, jump sky high, work, play hard to survive night
Can you keep up?!
Otherwise, you can call this is a strive-by
No I don’t need a nice guy, just stimulation all the time right?
Netflix and chill, only if it’s my favorite anime
Cause everything else I find too boring, so what can I say?
I hold loads of energy
If you’re a piece of paper
You’re blown away
If you’re uninteresting, then you’re thrown away

[2. Adam Selene is: A Pretty Good Actor]
It goes lights, cameras, action, dejection
I’m the second raging ego screaming at my reflection
There’s boxes and such, with ridiculous dimensions
And I don’t fit in much, outside a role in dissent
Cause these arbitrary gender roles ain’t worth a bend backwards or even the two minutes it would take to kick your ass
Or the stress in my chest, when the confusion came after
Guess it’s a damn thing I’m a pretty good actor

[Chorus]

[3. Kadesh Flow is: Business Brain]
Look, cut the crap and get to the bottom line
Buying this drink doesn't show a thing but a dollar sign
I'm business brain
You might think that Lex is spontaneous cause she entertains
But if you're not practical this will end in pain
What kind of value can you add besides your smile
Can you partner with as she elevates her profile
Better have some strategy to help her hustle harder
Cause it's easy to find another dick and a couple dollars
Holla
[4. Shubzilla is: Clockin’ the Hoes]
Yo - who's the punk ass bitch
The fourth fuckin time they tried to get up in our sitch
Which - by the way - is gettin mad played out
Mediocre and pushy - think he got the clout
Ay - we said nah like a million times
Don't get the hint when we droppin those rhymes
Did we stutter? Why they still in our face?
Imma clock any ho who don't know their place

[Chorus]

[5. CreativeMindFrame and 6. Ohm-I are: Twins in the Game (Hit’em With That Deuce Deuce)]
Yo, Lex number 6, he should know that we’re the best
Just being in our presence, you are already blessed
If you’re gonna try with all the chatter and seduction
You should know she can even stop a volcanic eruption

Yo number 5, I don’t know if they can handle the
Fact we wax this beat with flames, they couldn’t hold a candle ta
(FIYAR) Twins in the game. Hit ‘em with that deuce deuce
Stompin’ on these dates like we tryna make some fruit juice

[7. Schaffer the Darklord is: A Lot Like You]
Hey hey, buddy! I thought by now you might’ve lost
But since you made it past six, I’m your final boss
I’m Lex’s deepest secret that you gotta fight through
She once killed a guy a lot like you
And she might do it again, I ain’t abating
It’s dark in here, and the acoustics are amazing
So go ahead and blame her past or call us haters
It’s you against the world now, punk, ok laters
[Chorus]

[LEX the Lexicon Artist is: A Seven Dimensional Person]
Whoo, that was cathartic, now I’m back, I hope you got the chance
To talk with all my evil Lexes in regards to our romance
They’re such a wacky gang, really rather charming
But I have to ask if they happened to blab some facts you found alarming
Cause you look terrified, oh was it the last guy?
Don’t worry, I’ll spare your life, although I said that last time
I’ve analyzed all your potential added value
And determined that you’re worth the time and effort and what-have-you
As long as you understand that these Lexes are here to stay
Whether latent or apparent they’ll be with me either way
Cause I’m a seven dimensional person, not a stereotype
I got no highlights to punch out of my hair in a fight
Nobody’s perfect, I’ve got plenty of baggage
And lots of crosses to bear like I’m 21 Savage
But if you learn to accept them rather than see them as evil
You could be part of Lex vs. the world, THE SEQUEL!

[Chorus]

[Final hook]
OHH!
Need I repeat it again?
HELL NO!
See I just need your respect
So if you wanna get with me you have my consent
But I got 7 Secret Lexes that you have to accept
I said
OHH!
Need I repeat it again?
HELL NO!
See I just need your respect
So if you wanna get with me you have my consent
But I got 7 Secret Lexes that you have to accept

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