[Zach Boucher (Little Mac)]
Sprinting in with these punches, I hit with so much destruction
Don't flinch when I uppercut, never miss, I'm not one to fuck with
Stuck 'cause when I push you down
Jabbing and locking you into the ground
When I turn around, you won't be escaping your fate
In the making when hearing this sound, uh
Pow for the crowd, send everyone out of bounds
The bruiser straight out the Bronx, you're never taking me down Now, this is how I swing, so much power I'ma bring
Don't you dare to think to step into this ring
[Mat4yo (Ike)]
You're looking for a legend, but you won't have a clue
Til a hero this radiant dawns on you
It's the mighty Ike, like a knight, I strike
With a scythe made of fire and dynamite
By the Crimean army, I'm honored
With true skills that I learned from my father
You'd be mad trying to start up a war
With a king who's clad in this super armor
I'll quick draw my Ragnell on you
With the flame so cool that it burns bright blue
私の5フイートの剣のために準備する
Slow and steady, too heavy for these speedsters
One swing'll knock you into the Great Aether
Not for glory, for my friends: I fight
Just ask the audience who they like
[TryHardNinja (Lucario)]
Combos, combos, combos, aura's high
Day dreams got these KO's on my mind
All your hopes of glory, let em die
Cause Lucario has got his eyes on the prize
Smash it all down, I'm making bodies rain
Stack the combo, I'm adding to the chain
Charge the sphere up and knock you out of place
Brawl in top form, I energize the game
When you slow down, I'm picking up the pace
When you hit me, I'm picking up your strength
You think I'm under the level that you play?
Come to B tier and say that to my face, punk
[Trickywi (Sheik)]
I'm a fear to the weak, queen of the shadows, I'm the Sheik
Coming in from the smoke, you wouldn't know it was me
You aren't surviving this Sheikah, you're never touching me either
I am the goddess on the top, an assassin underneath
Always landing all this damage til you panic, now you're irked
I got plenty different options, putting in all of this work
And then I vanish, and you're looking famished
Let me fill you with the hurt
Unmasking cause I'm laughing, beating you into the dirt
[Adam Purski (Diddy Kong)]
Oh? Who's this? Oh you don't really know?
It's Diddy to the Kong, you bitch (yeah, yeah, yeah)
F Donkey Kong 'cause I'm the one
I'm not the one you should be messing with (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here we go, you don't really wanna go smash
Can't hold back cause you know imma go nuts
Getting on the stage, yeah, Diddy on the way
Ain't P. Diddy, no Biggie, I wanna say
That I'm winning every game, hit em with a B
Peanut Popgun, you're in a pinnacle of pain
I'll put you in a grave when I monkey flip
I thought you were the best, where's your confidence?
I'm three stocks up, get a lead on Kong? Nah, nah
Slipping every minute cause you couldn't really hit it
Now that is called smash dysfunction
You can go to Dr. Mario for tablets
Until you ain't rolling in my barrel, there's no mass appeal
I'll make that head pop when I let the banana peel
You motherf-
[GameboyJones (Dark Pit)]
Dark Pit, you can put that on a hashtag
I'm about to take my foot and put it in they ass crack
People want to say that I'm evil, but yo, I'm pass that
You can catch the tip of my blade, I got a fast slash
Ain't nobody gonna test this might
I'll shock fist with the left when I hit you right
All black with my clothes, I don't mess with white
I was cloned to be dark, I don't miss the light
Now, up B got your boy looking so fly
Oh my, I just took a stock with my dope rhymes
Bovine, I don't need your bull cause I'm gon' shine
Watch me hit the battlefield, I'm making this my show time
Got these arrows, my aim is so straight and narrow
I'm getting right to the marrow when I pierce into your barebones
Yeah, Palutena, she can talk shit
But I am higher in the ranks, call me Dark Pit
[Divide (Pit)]
I could take you so high, you know
It doesn't matter where I drop the arrow
I'm making all the shots that I throw
Keeping KO's on the frequent, see 'em go down
Nobody, said nobody I can't take out
I'm gonna hit 'em and split 'em
Providing the damage that they've been missing
Giving all that's with em a little something, not bluffing
I don't fear em
Just keep 'em moving, no chance improving
I'm just disapproving when you always keep losing
I know you think that there is still hope
Shield up, reflecting all that you throw
Pit's the name, welcome to the show
[NoneLikeJoshua (Shulk)]
Ay, this ain't a rap though, it's Monado Art
Dissing all the Smash Bros every time I got to start
You know that flow written in a chronicle
Xenoblade, fast, slow, doesn't matter, 'cause I'm Shulk
Yeah, my vision showed me that you will lose
I counter all attacks, Back Slash too soon
A Fire Flower spitting more flame than you do
Time to activate Speed Art on the noobs
Staying over the rest by jumping over their heads
I'm busting up your defence because my shield is best
But now your luck is less, Monado cutting up the decks
You thought I was running alone
But Riki, Dunban, and Fiora with the Final Smash coming next
[ThighHighSenpai (Zero Suit)]
Showing utility, skillfully smashing you out of the map
It's my mobility, willfully you will not want to come back
I do it differently, killing you instantly, just my ability
Hitting you with an efficiency
That will sufficiently end you with just one attack
Out of my suit but staying the best because you suck
Flipping, I'm kicking you through, jump
Papers are in for review, chump
Time's up, paralyzed ya, clarified ya, fried alive, I'm
Showing you the passion for action to make a paradise, uh
[Chi-Chi (Lucina)]
Coming in from a distant future
Gonna show how to do it right
Boy, say you wanna smash?
Bitch please, I came here for the fight
I don't have time to mess around
Gotta save the world, to keep it spinning 'round
Try to hit me up and I'll cut you down
Swing my sword to the sky as you hit the ground, ow
You know I'm here to conquer
Best bitch up on the roster
Representing Fire Emblem in this game of brutes and busters
I'm the queen of KO's, first choice of all the best players
And to all the haters listening in
Call me Marth again, I dare ya
[Tokumei (Greninja)]
Another ninja on the battlefield
Hit me, I am unannealed
Sleeping on a Frokie, but evolved into something real
Cut you into pieces with some deadly Water Shurikens
Slipping out the shadows then attack you at your weaknesses
Placed above the rest when you talk about the tier list
Tried to fucking nerf, me but honestly, didn't do shit
So when you see me dropping each character off of the populous
Believe that it's Greninja taking each victory from your pocket, bitch
Uh, let me slow it down
What do I gotta prove in order to take the crown?
Like Little Mac bruised, you scrubs are going down
You dudes not losing is something I laugh about, yeah
Down B, then your life is gone
I come to kill, there ain't no one I'm going easy on
You lack the skill to handle the greatest Pokémon
Now enjoy the thrill of your hope being smashed upon
[FabvL (King Dedede)]
King D on the map
Come and step to me, better know I'ma snap
Should be S-tier, ice cold with a bat
Better run, I'ma lay you flat with a slap
Now I'm ready to smash, you think that you're fast
But everybody quick with the dash are never a match
It's sickening how brittle and rash you move, it's unnatural
I'm sending Link to the past, make Charizard ash
I'm taking out the trash, hammer down, you're flat
Combo wrap around the back, come in to get it all again
It's a wrap, got em making a plaque
Never taking any damage attack
Have you Mr. Game & Watching, blame the lag, you're bad
Stealing all your lives, give me the trophy
Bunch of sidekicks, might as well call you Yoshi
Moving slowly but every time I hit the threats posing
It's lonely up here at the top but I'm coping
[Justin (Wario)]
Make way for the tank
Rich gold in these bars, wait til I break the bank
Think you got a chance against the Microgame Cast?
Then I'll set off stuff in the back such as gas
These fools got nothing on me
When the sight of the bike makes the scene start to scream
Well known as the man that's always quirky
Now get caught under these wheels because you know I'm riding dirty
I'm a superhero, W is what it's about
Chomped up some bars as I literally chewed you out
Rockde this franchise for a decade, you can try to take a spin
It's been clear from the start that imma gonna win
[HalaCG (Rosalina)]
The best team you'll ever encounter, all of our enemies scatter
Even when frozen and battered, Luma the Star has my back, yeah
Gliding through the sky, graceful as we fly
We'll be dodging, maneuvering, it'll be air that you strike
Luma's brightly glowing, as I go in, I'm flowing
Knowing you don't stand a chance while our potential's only growing
Powerful defending keeps preventing our streaks ending
While my magic's abide turning the tides, making moves on who's contending
I've got power from the galaxies, you guys won't be that hard to beat
It's time that we rule this arena
First place goes to Rosalina
[EileMonty (Palutena)]
Well, excuse me, princess, got something to address
The Goddess of Light here, taking flight, dear
Use your power with all your might
Fear my celestial fire, my radiance purifier
Too bad for you, of course you'll lose
Darling, preach to the choir
(She will attack you with heavenly grace) Heavenly light
(And then she'll laugh right in your face) Hahaha!
(Against a mega laser, we wish you luck)
I don't give a flying ffffeather
Anything you can do, I can do better
[Rustage (Robin)]
I'm in it to win it, begin it
Exhibit abilities, killing it, literally
Write your obituary, hitting Ylissean powers
Devour, ignore durability
This is my mission, I'm causing attrition
You're missing, I know your position
A licensed tactician, I'm leaving you wishing
You listened to visions I give you of twisted ambitions
Lighting every body bit, I spit
Crilling, I embody blitz, I hit
Finish every bloody git, that's it
Knocking you into the pit
I'm a caster powered on
Leave you blasted til you're gone
You won't last after you spawn
They should leave you out like Chrom
[VideoGameRapBattles (Dr. Mario)]
Aye, pop a couple pillies, and I'll sell a couple milli
See who got the sickest flow now that the doctor's in the building
Try to step to Mario, I bet that you will not be feeling
Very hot after this fever, leaves you with a case of chillies
Really spitting like I'm Illy, need to hit the THC, aye
Ya'll be cancer, I'm the cure, just check the PHD, aye
You can call me biased but this game has got a virus
And the meds that I'm prescribing is the doc in SSB, aye
My diagnosis ends, you'll never fight again
You're in my hospital so take your vitamins
[ShueTube (Olimar)]
Smashing the beat, bitch, it's Olimar
Captain of going hard
Packing heat strapped with a load of bars
Badly defeat any foe I spar
Most my opponents are weak
And they stink like they blowing farts
I think it's so bizarre, say they got bars but they flow is par
Say they go hard, I say "no, you aren't"
Wait til I pull ya card, make the KO'in start
Slaying these lames paying no regard
Say it's a game, well I'm throwing darts
Whipping these Pikmin, I throw 'em far
Stick to my victims, they grip em and hold ya arm
Wicked lil' shits stay equipped with invoking arm
Stripping your health, getting dealt with a loaded charge
Keep getting helplessly pelted and pulled apart
Need to get help, ring the bell, you too slow to guard
Seizing the belt for myself, welp, it's over, darn
[SiegeRising (Jigglypuff)]
Puffed up and ready with a steady attack
Now where you at? Pimp slapping you right off of the map
Give it a rest, you could never best me
Test me, no contesting while I'm professing my zest
Imma rollout quick, spitting bars so sick
You have never seen a Pokémon move like this
The name is Jigglypuff, you keep on acting tough
This fight is rough, cause baby, I don't need a buff
Taking every singel life while I'm making
Combos swifter than a knife cause I'm slating
Hating on me cause I am the champ
There's no debating, because I'm revamped
Imma smack you down and win this match
That's a catch, my fresh batch of moves and attacks
You're afraid and don't know what to do
Who will be my next victim? I choose you
[Rockit Gaming (Wii Fit Trainer)]
Wii Fit getting ripped, let me
Let me skip to the gym stacking up my defence
I'll be breathing solo, yoga mobility combo
Downward facing dog, it's all about the stretch, yo
Three sets, ten reps, putting up two hunny, pumping up my chest
Lunge then I drop with a goblet squat
It's a full body workout, lemme smash your hitbox
Sun salutation, I'm calculating a knockout
I've been training day in and out waiting to wear the Smash crown
Packing on pounds, continuously working out
It's why they call me the Wii Fit Trainer
Meteor Smash, now you're all in danger
[Lyrical (R.O.B.)]
Fuck Wall-E, bitch, it's R.O.B
AKA mech G-O-D
CPU on UFC
You 3PO, I'm 2OP
This AI killing PVP, with rockets spitting H-O-T
Since NES, the real O.G., I don't K.O., you D-I-E
I rock 'em, sock 'em, leaderboards: I top em
Take your stocks and drop 'em
Princesses take off dresses so they be on my hard drive often
Scrap Claptrap, as fresh as the best
Ness backpack, crowd on that laugh track
Get your ass smacked back to the last map
Then call Duck Hunt, homie, cause you're gonna need Aflak
[DEFMATCH (Duck Hunt)]
Get a taste of dog meat, every time I lob skeets
Maybe got rabies, beware sharp teeth
Knocking someone out the ring? Maybe, sucker, not me
My master's got a shotgun, you don't want beef
Always kicking Hogan's alley cans, smoking the finale, damn
Beware explosions, choke in Death Valley, fam
Nothing better than a dog and a duck
Cause there's airborne fangs that'll tear you up
Armed to the teeth, I'm in your zone with a beat down
Leave you wheezing, hardly breathing, bleeding, you won't rebound
Three counts' all I need, these eyes all on me
Good boys never die, this leash is off, I'm free
Crack of the rifle sounds, back, or you might go down
Some breeds might be startled, yeah, but I like it loud
Come in different combinations like dalmatians
[NemRaps (Ganondorf)]
You know who the man is, super villain landing
My friends call me Ganondorf, you can call me Ganon
Float across the map and bust yo ass with a flame choke
Literally whipping Link to ashes, chain smoke
Swing my cape and throwing up my fist
They try to copy my swag
But they can't do it like this
Anybody ready to battle, they might miss
I'm about to break you down with a high kick
Everybody calling me evil like I'm sick
But what would you do with a blade like this? Huh?
See me swinging my sword, gonna slash yo life
I'm taking it by force, gonna smash yo wife
She naked on my floors, menage a trois, we making a Triforce
Yeah, I hit that, better get back
Or you 'bout to get smacked to the side of the level
I'm the king of the thieves
Better thinkg twice 'fore you look into the eyes of a devil
Beast mode, I'm taking on at least four
I eat foes, you gon' need combos and cheat codes
Please, yo, I don't give a damn about no hero
Link? No
Sheik? No
I'm the Demon King, ho