None Like Joshua
Goblin Slayer
You say goblins I'll slay all of them for YOU
[Verse 1]
If we’re not talking goblins we're not talking at all
I ain't got a thought to offer while these monsters at large
Some adventurers want fame and gold I just want to slaughter
Every goblin on this face of Earth who raped someone’s daughter
[Bridge 1]
I don't care for gods and demon wars to fight
I'm just taking goblins with me every time I roll the dice
If you stare into my red eye you are on a one way flight
To the Gates Of Hell now you know I'M
[Hook]
You say goblins I'll slay all of them for YOU
You say goblins I'll slay all of them for YOU
[Verse 2]
Saw you got problems call if it's goblins then I'll be on it
Knocking the strongest like Ogres and Shamans
Offing their offspring by clubbing I’m heartless
Watching the rookies they fall cause they’re pompous and thought They were smarter to often
I have arrived and my blades have been sharpened
You claim its fate but this is my job to win
[Bridge 2]
I don't care for politics I’m cold as ice
I'm just takin' my accomplice if she help my goblicide
If you dare to throw a rock, then you get these arrows right
Through your tiny heart, now you know I'm
[Hook]
You say goblins i’ll slay all of them for YOU
You say goblins i'll slay all of them for YOU
[Verse 3]
I was by myself before enlisting with the team i'm running with
I got an Elf, A Dwarf, A Lizard and a priest
And now my goblin kill count has doubled since
Checking every morning like addiction to the hordes that i'll be thwarting
Wreckin forts and lords expect they come before me maybe I'll go platinum
After I'm destroying this
[Bridge 3]
I don't care to make a woman for my wife
I was chillin with some virgins after I had almost died
If you staring at my cowgirl you are bout to hold a knife
For your horrid crime, now you know I'M
You say goblins i'll slay all of them for YOU
You say goblins i'll slay all of them for YOU
[Verse 4]
Got a gate scroll
Now you sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of a hole
Every kill is for my sister, my village who paid for
Every goblin who got away cause they cry on grey wolves
My team is out of spells but blood about to spill
See me counting every murder for the women they stole
The dark is my cradle,because the goblins are able
To see at night but I slay them like two moons are fatal
[Bridge 4]
I don't care for heroes or their noble plight
While their drinking for their spirits I'll be trapping overnight
Every goblin through the mirror sea reflects a holy light
You can see my eyes, but you know I'M
[Outro]
See I'm cutting beards if you touch a single hair
Orc Bolg up in here, bards love singing tales
Of the goblins goblin who envied his older self
Ain't no kings or champions
All goblins go to hell
You say goblins I'll slay all of them for YOU