None Like Joshua
Donkey Kong Country Rap
[Verse 1: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
Let’s go, swinging vine to vine
NLJ and Gameboy bringing line to line
Got the golden bananas because it’s time to shine
Cruise through like we do when we ride that mine
This is foolery
Bout to go get King K Rool, but there ain't nothing cool to me
And I'll boot a bee, see that's a take down
These are monkey bars, I ain't talking playgrounds
[Chorus: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
K O N G
They know it’s me
Spell it like K O N G
Yeah we barrel launch in three two
K O N G
They know it’s me
Spell it like K O N G
Yeah we barrеl launch in three two
Let’s go!
Let's go!
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
[Verse 2: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
Make a barrеl roll, I don’t care where it’ll go
Yeah we climbing to the top if we sharing a rope
When there’s trouble in the jungle I ain’t scared of a foe
Any crocodile biting I’ma wear as a coat oh
As a coat? No I'll go and take a hat though
If you wanna step to me I'll hit you with a back throw
By the way got a girl name Dixie
Got good hair and she ain't no sissy
Jumpin over heads of all our enemies
Then swimming underwater with the sharks, but it’s our week
Running over vultures from the canopies
I’m higher from tires, we blowin up like it’s TNT
Riding out on Rhinoceros and an ostrich
What an awesome switch
Better stay Enguarde, don't be too blinky
Bout to make you jump when I hit you with a winky
[Bridge: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
[Verse 3: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
Let’s go, our bananas gone
K Rool catching my hands before the end of the song
I got a girl waiting like she Candy Kong
Better save it now because you know we can’t respawn
Beat a level then I'm knocking my speakers
Bump so loud that you count it in meters
Old man please don't be Cranky
Or I'm bout to go prime ape like Mankey
[Chorus: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
K O N G
They know it’s me
Spell it like K O N G
Yeah we barrel launch in three two
K O N G
They know it’s me
Spell it like K O N G
Yeah we barrel launch in three two
Let’s go!
Let's go!
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
[Verse 4: GameboyJones & NonelikeJoshua]
Wanna switch it up, hit me with a high five
Wonder if you'd be this good, shrunk down to my size
No hate I'm just wondering
Ain't no body gonna stop us like the Wonder Twins
You a boss? You get tossed, then chopped
By my swordfish or ostrich flying non-stop
From Kongo to the Kremcroc
DK six four should’ve had this hip-hop
Man our rap styles like a boss fight
All the competition like a kremling they got no bite
Who's on top? Shoot, we'll take em down
Hey King K Rool I'll take that crown
Give me the life in a balloon
Scroll to the side when I can zoom
Past all the snakes in the grass who do rap, my steel keg’s rolling so move back
Welcome to the jungle, man, we just proved that
[Outro: NonelikeJoshua & GameboyJones]
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas, B A N A N A S