[Verse 1: Joseph Joestar - GameboyJones]
Oh no, do you see where I stand?
Breaking the camera was part of my plan
I just need hermit purple to give you that vision
Right after I took out my grandson from prison
Now sit here and listen, I'm telling a story
I beat all the Pillarmen, now I got glory
But now I am older, I need a new ember
So me and my grandson set out on adventure

[Verse 2: Muhammad Avdol - Dreaded Yasuke]
You don't wanna stand tall with the Avdol
When I got magician red in my catalogue
Let my cred walk, fire drip from my dreadlock
Burn you up, now looking for god, need a ted talk
And I'mma hit 'em with a heater
Too close and ya glucose going up just like a fever
And I do it in my leisure
Leave your remains in your sneakers

[Verse 3: Jotaro Kujo - NonelikeJoshua]
Good grief, you would think I'm weak
I'll soon beat you with Star Platinum in two blinks, never hoodwinked
I see right through your screen whether gods or tarot cards, my stand is moving to you
Yeah for Holly we come to the rescue, if I'm punching you in your teeth, then I meant to, Dio goons ask me for mercy, the OraOra is to be continued
[Chorus: NonelikeJoshua]
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio

[Verse 4: Noriaki Kyakoin - O Super]
Hierophant Green, Sans an emerald arm
Keep my stand on equipment, long distance like the arms
Of an Egyptian god, my lord
Rest in peace into my soul
Levelled hole into existence
Escaping the control, Dio holds no repentance
Blinded by the sight, in the dreams your revisions
Battling the world, stop time we are missing, last train home with my friends on this mission

[Verse 5: Iggy - The Anime Man]
The name's Iggy, bouta make fool out this cats
Blastin' Gatz on N'Doul, Dio watch the crack
Claw back the fools that tried to put me back
In the pet shop, I'm the Sandman, wishing you had a raindrop
I'm a killah, it's in my bloodstream
Serve you up the vanilla cuz I whipped the cream
Fuck the supreme being, I'm just a lazy mutt
Yo I could do it by myself, but you can lick deez nuts
[Verse 6: Jean Pierre Polnareff - Toku Mei]
I'm taking a stand while I'm slicing with silver chariot
You thinking I'm dead, better hope you get the memo quick
When I say that my honor you cannot damage it
And when I take off this armor you'll be spotting after images
You wanna rumble with the greatest elite
I've been in the scene where fire's the only thing that I see
Get to smacking pussies down with a weapon like Tom and Jerry
And not even the wimpy Dio can make me do things so dishonorably

[Chorus: NonelikeJoshua]
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio
The StarDust Crusaders up against Dio

[Verse 7: Dio Brando - Vinny Noose]
Useless, you're approaching me?
Coming right to me, but you lack the speed
Stopped time in the world, I'm infinity
It's a game of chess, movin' like the Queen
A barrage of knives from your head to toes
'Bout to get steamrolled by the one Dio
Don't underestimate the foe you're facing
The world is mine and it's for the taking
[Verse 8: Jotaro Kujo - NonelikeJoshua]
Well I can't beat the crap out of you unless you get closer
Only way you'll kill me is if the world is frozen over
I told ya never running away like the older Joestars
I'm a figure you out like exposure to the sun
It's not cheating if I ain't caught
I'll give you a beating for everyone who had fought
Now my soul can't be stopped and you're beginning to scoff
Only reason you lost is cause you pissed me off